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It seems like instinct to do so even though you know not to huh?
Wasn't this posted once before?
There is a cat in all of us.
Did u break ur wrists?
Btnhdude no one really cares. I highly doubt you truly are, since people don't make stupid comments on fml when they are drunk. Nice try at looking cool though?
Don't worry. In brazillian jiu jitsu were taught to fall on our ass and every now an then my hands end up out there
How did you type this FML?
How did you type this FML?
Karate or MMA--check both out, but make sure that whichever you pick teaches you both striking and grappling.
Up your ass?
Probably
GENIUS!!!! I was thinking the same thing...
No. That is where his remote control went after his karate subscription was canceled.
"my minds tellin me no! But my body!! My body!! Is tellin me yess!!!"
"Pickpocket Increased to 89"
I thought it was Fallout 3...
I was aiming for Skyrim. Once you leave the house after days of skyrim, eyes on the skies. Always.
Guess you didn't learn much then?
Our instincts might save us, say from a fractured skull, but not without paying a price. Being able to fall properly ensures safety, prevention of broken bones etc. If anything, it complements your instincts.
No, it doesn't ensure you won't get broken bones. We see patients CONSTANTLY who take martial arts and swear by it with broken bones and serious injuries because they do what these idiot instructors are telling them. Thousands of years of instincts > over some guy/gal who says otherwise. Hmmm... Smart of you.
That awkward moment when your instinct betrays you. :/
"Okay, so this is a correct fall, uh, ah!" *noise that's a mix between a small dog and a dying cat*
hope you didn't 'ninja' yourself
You rack a disciprine!
You must first climb the 7000 steps to the monastery. Only then will your path be revealed and enlightenment be attainable.
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Up your ass?
That awkward moment when your instinct betrays you. :/