Easy listener

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 08:06

Today, on the phone, my boyfriend was complaining about the heat. When I told him that it wasn't hot where I live, at all, but that I had trouble sleeping due to stress, he replied, "Because of the heat, right? What else can it be?" FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 28 July 2020 8:13

Just go with the flow and say, "Yeah, babe, heat stress." Have fun with this one, but whatever you do, don't procreate with him.

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Tuesday 28 July 2020 15:59

Because he didn't pay attention to what she said, much like you didn't pay attention to the story. I can see why you can't see the FML here.

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 28 July 2020 8:13

Just go with the flow and say, "Yeah, babe, heat stress." Have fun with this one, but whatever you do, don't procreate with him.

mcsmee 6

Tuesday 28 July 2020 16:48

Because of the stress of having such a whiny ass bitch of a boyfriend.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 28 July 2020 18:00

Stressing out because it’s too hot to sleep, and stressing out because you can’t sleep are both quite real.

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Thursday 30 July 2020 5:03

"Well now it's you."

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