Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML

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hoschiadedodi 0

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Saturday 7 November 2009 14:46

I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI. Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 14:55

You left your good job to be with your family. It was your decision so harden the fuck up.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 14:30

Delicious!

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:56

SECOND

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Saturday 7 November 2009 23:44

you are cutting out it is stomach? maybe you'd find it easier to get a job if you knew when to use correct punctuation

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Sunday 8 November 2009 3:00

some people get confused with the it's and its, if an apostrophe can be used as possession then it's a fair mistake to make, and it's the fucking internet, doesn't mean he deserves it

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Sunday 8 November 2009 5:55

Lol, i love how #53 is being a... punctuation nazi? Even though they can't bother to use periods or capitalize

RachelTM 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 6:23

It's fixed! ;-)

narks 0

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Sunday 8 November 2009 9:21

Better than sticking your finger up a live turkey's ass, cutting open its stomach and ripping out its guts.

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Friday 29 January 2010 3:31

wow just grow up

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Sunday 16 October 2011 6:49

Lol I love how you didn't capitalize your "I", and didn't end your last sentence with a period.

rc024 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:43

Impressive....

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:58

in this economy ANY job is. Stop complaining!

americayay 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:38

That and OP freaking CHOSE this job over his/her terrific and fabulous job. Maybe they could've waited for a different opportunity. Either way, OP, you made the decision all on your own, so shut the fuck up.

Aldebaran_fml 0

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Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:17

Agreed, you chose to left you "amazing" job and took the only one.....so shut up and open turkeys. YDI.

hoschiadedodi 0

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Saturday 7 November 2009 14:46

I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI. Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.

Jerakl 21

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Monday 14 April 2014 7:40

This.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 14:55

You left your good job to be with your family. It was your decision so harden the fuck up.

The_Big_Mac 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:56

amen

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Saturday 7 November 2009 15:11

I'm not going to say you deserve it ... but it is your fault. It was your decision. My family (I.E my parents and sisters) live VERY far from me. Like on a different continent far. I think of going back to them all the time. Life would be soooo much easier, but I don't because if I did I would have to get a job about as crappy as the one that you just got thus wasting my education and opportunities. I see your point it is tough without your family, but sometimes you just gotta stick it out.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 15:13

And in Missouri, way to go. Man (or woman) up, take a deep breath and take the plunge into those turkeys. At least you have a halfway decent college football team in Mizzou to watch.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 15:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 18:56

bitch please. this is the inter-webs.

Soup_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:16

At least you'll have a fun conversation starter at Thanksgiving.

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Saturday 7 November 2009 15:16

the last sentence should've been "i'm vegan." xD

EqualycrazyyJen 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:46

haha I would never even put in an application for that job, let alone quit a good job for it. (Vegetarian (: )

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Saturday 7 November 2009 15:20

its =/= it's

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