Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML
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FreddyLunch
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Delicious!
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The_Pleb
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SECOND
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AlexZB
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you are cutting out it is stomach?
maybe you'd find it easier to get a job if you knew when to use correct punctuation
maybe you'd find it easier to get a job if you knew when to use correct punctuation
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raNDMGUy
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some people get confused with the it's and its, if an apostrophe can be used as possession then it's a fair mistake to make, and it's the fucking internet, doesn't mean he deserves it
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nazooer
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Lol, i love how #53 is being a... punctuation nazi? Even though they can't bother to use periods or capitalize
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RachelTM
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It's fixed! ;-)
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narks
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Better than sticking your finger up a live turkey's ass, cutting open its stomach and ripping out its guts.
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ncurtsak
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wow just grow up
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H3YG1RL
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Lol I love how you didn't capitalize your "I", and didn't end your last sentence with a period.
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rc024
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Impressive....
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Sun_Kissed18
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in this economy ANY job is. Stop complaining!
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americayay
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That and OP freaking CHOSE this job over his/her terrific and fabulous job. Maybe they could've waited for a different opportunity. Either way, OP, you made the decision all on your own, so shut the fuck up.
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Aldebaran_fml
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Agreed, you chose to left you "amazing" job and took the only one.....so shut up and open turkeys. YDI.
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hoschiadedodi
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I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI.
Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.
Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.
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Jerakl
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This.
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Peroxide
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You left your good job to be with your family. It was your decision so harden the fuck up.
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The_Big_Mac
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amen
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unFmyLife
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I'm not going to say you deserve it ... but it is your fault. It was your decision. My family (I.E my parents and sisters) live VERY far from me. Like on a different continent far. I think of going back to them all the time. Life would be soooo much easier, but I don't because if I did I would have to get a job about as crappy as the one that you just got thus wasting my education and opportunities.
I see your point it is tough without your family, but sometimes you just gotta stick it out.
I see your point it is tough without your family, but sometimes you just gotta stick it out.
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pawpaw_fml
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And in Missouri, way to go. Man (or woman) up, take a deep breath and take the plunge into those turkeys. At least you have a halfway decent college football team in Mizzou to watch.
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blastvortex
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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IgniteMe28
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bitch please. this is the inter-webs.
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Soup_fml
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At least you'll have a fun conversation starter at Thanksgiving.
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crazyjack
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the last sentence should've been "i'm vegan." xD
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EqualycrazyyJen
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haha I would never even put in an application for that job, let alone quit a good job for it. (Vegetarian (: )
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BeeSkwaird
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its =/= it's
Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.