By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton
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Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.
He probably was, let's be honest Apple Jacks are addictive as crack Apple cracks
Maybe he keeps his drugs in the apple jacks box? I think you're onto something #13. Doesn't want her finding out how he makes his dough.
Haha OP that's bloody hilarious. It's just so fun when the person you live with and fall asleep next to threatens to sever parts of your body to be fed to the dog. Seriously though, if he seemed oddly in rage when he said it, he might have just given you a peek at his true colours.
Apple Jacks are serious business.
I don't think OP should find out if he was serious
Well guys you know what they say: Home-Sweet-Home.
I doubt he was serious. I seriously hope not.
If so then this could get very ugly.
Apple Jacks are serious business.
He was probably serious about her not touching his cereal. I hate it when roommates eat my food.
Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either
I'm cuckoo for Apple jacks!!! wait shit wrong cereal still not sharing any of my Apple jacks though
Lucky Charms look like cat food with marshmallows.
You have now effectively ruined luckey charms for me for the rest of my life...
There is always cinnamon toast crunch.
Cap'n Crunch
Plot twist! She got kicked out of her parents house because she touched their apple jacks.
I'm repping cornflakes! Does that make me old?
how about booty pebbles?
#49 it's ok cuz nobody eats the cat food anyway. #idoitforthemallows
I actually hate the marshmallows
Well, if you want a place to live, guess you can't eat any apple jacks.
Technically she can. She won't be able to tell if it's cold outside anymore though.
Lucky Charms from here on out.
I know what happens when a man touches my Apple Jacks.. Death.
Are we still talking about cereal here or...?
We were talking about cereal?
Wow, he doesn't fuck around when it comes to cereal. FYL
You can touch my apple jacks. Really though, that's fucked
You must've never eaten Applejacks
Pretty sure it's not
Well then, don't touch his Apple jacks!
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Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either
Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.