Love and Cheating: The Rock - FML

The Rock

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 22:00

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 June 2022 22:31

Use your words! Engaging in physical violence with a strong man is not smart.

cuz803 44

Sunday 26 June 2022 23:20

Just leave him and his steroids alone. He probably can't even please you due to roids causing his genitals to malfunction.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 June 2022 22:31

Use your words! Engaging in physical violence with a strong man is not smart.

cuz803 44

Sunday 26 June 2022 23:20

Just leave him and his steroids alone. He probably can't even please you due to roids causing his genitals to malfunction.

HayNow 11

Monday 27 June 2022 16:33

That's what you get. Keep your hands to yourself unless necessary which this was not.

phile 15

Monday 27 June 2022 18:27

I'm with you on this one. Physical violence is never necessary but wildly helpful, thats why it's called "slap some sense into him." I hope you make full recovery and get to a point where slapping him doesn't hurt you.

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