By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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Reddeaded 5

At least he likes something on you

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hateevryone 14

umm sweetie what kind of boyfriend do you have?

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mk58 31

Because that's not homicidal at all... Please don't cheat on him! I'm afraid to find out what he'll do if you try to leave him.

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AgentSmith79 9

Well then what are you worried about?? Afraid you won't be able to NOT cheat on him?

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daftPunKt 4

No, he might be an abusive person and try to do something if she ever tries to break up or whatever

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AgentSmith79 9

That's stretching it a little don't you think? I think the part about the boobies clearly shows he was joking. Freaking relax.

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daftPunKt 4

It will only get worse from here, and nobody jokes like that. Run as fast as you can. Seriously.

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dubstepfreak123 0

Eh...i would have just left you but kept all of our videos and pics for "safekeeping"

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azidhsu 6

Tell him boobies are made up of a lump of fats....

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dolllee73 4

Probally should warn him that they won't feel the same after a few hrs and that he should hang sum air fresheners on the nipples if he plans to be motor boating them.

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