By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
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Keyman1212 14

If one is trapped in an elevator one can not simply walk home with that chicken.

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blackheart24 10

Am I the only one confused about why there was a chicken in the elevator in the first place? Wasn't he supposed to be crossing the road?? >xD

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obamathellama 0

Damn chickens. Getting indoors somehow and then getting stuck in elevators.

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Justforlolz 14

47- but why are we questioning the chicken's motives?

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drawmesunshine 17

I had fowl thoughts at first, too, but then I started thinking... Maybe, just maybe the "chicken" in question was actually a chicken-shit individual who panicked. Claustrophobic perhaps? But no, OP probably meant an actual chicken.

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cruxx 0

47 how do you think he got in the elevator...

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alival 12

Woah! Where do u go 2 hav chickens in elevators with u!!! That is great!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I wonder if it's the same chicken then the one in the other FML some crazy customer threw at the OP..

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bizarre_ftw 21

Eh, they're both poultry. That being said, who gets a turkey and a chicken mixed up?!

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biasedshooter 24

He should've choked it

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Oh crap, you're right I did mix up a turkey with a chicken.. Let's pretend it was a cow and we're all good..

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False_Stupidity 41

It's obvious that the chicken was trying to get to the ground floor so it could cross the road...

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Who said the chicken was alive? Maybe it was a ZOMBIE chicken, heh? ever thought of that?

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Melvar_10 3

If I were in OPs shoes, I would be entertained by the chicken

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Eaglestrike117 29

You got food, don't you? At least you won't starve.

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Ecklcakes 15

At least OP won't starve if he's stuck for long.

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SageAnonymous 6

I know!! Who doesn't love being stuck in an elevator with a ****??

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bugmenotmofo 34

I want to live in a world where chickens can freely cross the road without their motives being questoned.

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sens3sfailing 24

The funny thing is he had to get into an elevator and stay in it with a chicken before it got stuck. He accepted the fact there was a chicken before the thing got stuck lol

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tifdunc 14

What type of sauce did you eat it with?

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ewputthataway 0

Im lovin it :D ~fail attempt at a good comment~

ItsTheKing 10

If you add "fail attempt at a good comment" to the end of your comment, it actually makes it a fail attempt at a good comment. Otherwise the comment would have been just fine.

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Daederoth 10

Oh man, I can actually hear how low this person's self-confidence is through a comment left on FML. -2

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Sarajean32 5

That's what I want to know.

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rayrayray23 1

Maybe someone put the chicken in the elevator as a prank then OP got in without realizing it was in there? Thus the FML :D

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mk58 31

Or maybe the chicken crossed the street to get into the elevator.

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bitchslapped22 14

Or maybe it was for initiation to the Phoenix

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jhldc 1

So 76 why did the chicken take the elevator?

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mk58 31

He took the elevator because he had an elusive chickens-only Thanksgiving party to attend.

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bizarre_ftw 21

^Cannibalism? According to 169 it would be anyway.

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saIty 17

I hope you're not claustrophobic.

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boofgall 16

Chickens aren't as scary as roosters. Holy god, roosters are freaky.

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bizarre_ftw 21

A chicken can turn IN to a rooster if there isn't one around

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detroitsucks247 3

I was once stuck on the escalators...

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exotica_fml 6

well now you have an interesting story to share

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loveanthony645 5

DON'T pet it. They bite.

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J3R3MYY 14

Im sorry 7 I looked at ur pic and completely forgot what the FML was about and it kinda looked like you were talking about your own pic. Lol

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molly2moon 0

My friend has 5 chickens and they dont bite. They're soft and love to be held. :)

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sailorzoe 14

Yeah my chicken was awesome. She was soo sweet. :)

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loveanthony645 5

Then I guess they just don't like me..

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LiveLaughLaugh 9

Chickens don't have teeth. Couldn't the chicken also be a person? As in a scared person? An actual chicken would be better.

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cash_monkey72 9

Are we talking fried or baked?

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cash_monkey72 9

Very true, chicken is still chicken no matter how you cook it

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jburkes 12

Are we asking if the OP or the chicken was fried or baked?

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bizarre_ftw 21

OP wasn't baked, but the chicken was. He Wanted to be baked, but it's not Amsterdam, the chicken was being stingy.

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clcbjj31 0

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your new ****.

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molly2moon 0

Actually, it was Popeye's.

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me_gusta_eso 1

Actually, it was Church's.

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himoonkey 8

Actually, it was McDonalds. LOL jk McDonalds doesn't use chickens.

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molly2moon 0

Yeah, they use mystery meat

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mynameispickle 0

Exactly what i was thinking!!

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diidiimi 10

Ewwwww.... Just thinking about that stuff makes me feel sick! :-( And now I've got a mental image of a live chicken going frantic in an elevator covered in grease. Thanks.

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Okayitwasme 0

KFC stands for Kentucky fried chicken. Name of a fast food restaurant . ( we just call it dirty bird for short.)

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