By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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SkardeyKat 3

He is obviously a tit man.

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Velocity98 2

That is a Jerry Springer event waiting to happen. O o O

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Calen5556 0

Sounds like one of Eminem's songs

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iMagzzzy 0

If you don't cheat then you have nothing to worry about?

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contedefees 11

Um. That is terrifying. Maybe he has a super dark sense of humor, but that would freak me out.

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xx_Lizzy_xx 3

The question is; is your boyfriend's name Dexter Morgan or Brain Moser?

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boardforlife 0

If u Cheat then I deserve it... It shouldn't be an issue for u if ur a faithful partner

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Blueocean7 19

I'd never accept this even if it's a joke. It's way beyond creepy, it's sick. It shows the frame of his mind. One word: LEAVE!!!

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boardforlife 0

Ur comment is completely invalid because Iva said the same thing to my gf an I've been with her for almost 2 years and would never even contemplating hurting her except if she was so disrespectful that she would let another man enter her when she has me... Look at my pic do I look like a harmful person

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