Health and Miscellaneous: Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Karel - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML

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You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:18

Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

SenGaeriel 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Ouch

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SenGaeriel 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Ouch

7revelation7 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:13

it's totally like "the kick" in inception, the falling sensation made you wake up! Reason for fall? Shot glasses

6tori6 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:54

pfft...."guy friend".

ygdrassil 17

Monday 6 February 2012 1:05

You, a girl, slept in the bed of your guy friend? Awkward.

Yaggi 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:22

oucchh that sucks

Ancients 8

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:24

Ouch!

foxconn2432 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:04

why is this in the intimacy category?

abciseasyas123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:58

it's in misc on my phone atleast. they only way this would qualify for the intamcy category is if 'guy friend' was code for f*ck buddy...which we all know it probably does.

abciseasyas123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:04

intimacy* oops

amy397123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:18

Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 5:03

Atleast mobile users know it's a girl now. I've never heard a guy say "I was chilling playing some CoD with my guy friends."

Erindub 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 13:02

Luckily?? Ok then you ought to be good to go then huh?!

Creeper09 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 14:56

OWWWW!!!!

LatinoHeat 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 15:12

Why are you complaining? Clay Aiken would have went through the table, stood up and roundhoused your guy friend for not putting more shotglasses on the table.

BloodShard 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 15:28

You really need to get over your Clay Aiken obsession. Commenting something about Clay Aiken on every single post does not make you funny.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 15:43

He's just trollin'. Also, wtf, #10, Clay Aiken does not roundhouse kick, that's Chuck Norris' thing. Pshh.

LatinoHeat 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 19:54

I have seen the YouTube videos of Clay Aiken performing roundhouse kicks. It is truly an awesome sight...go search for them yourselves and see what I have seen with your own eyes.