FML : Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3...

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 9 December 2009 00:23 / United States

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By amy397123 | 0

#711529 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:18

Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

By SenGaeriel | 3

#711444 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Ouch

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By SenGaeriel | 3

#711444 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Ouch

7revelation7 | 0

#1153037 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:13

it's totally like "the kick" in inception, the falling sensation made you wake up! Reason for fall? Shot glasses

6tori6 | 5

#3550031 - Sunday 6 November 2011 15:54

pfft...."guy friend".

ygdrassil | 17

#3997592 - Monday 6 February 2012 1:05

You, a girl, slept in the bed of your guy friend? Awkward.

By Yaggi | 0

#711449 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:22

oucchh that sucks

By Ancients | 8

#711450 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:24

Ouch!

By foxconn2432 | 0

#711493 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:04

why is this in the intimacy category?

abciseasyas123 | 0

#711518 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:58

it's in misc on my phone atleast. they only way this would qualify for the intamcy category is if 'guy friend' was code for f*ck buddy...which we all know it probably does.

abciseasyas123 | 0

#711524 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:04

intimacy* oops

By amy397123 | 0

#711529 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:18

Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

SmokinGuns | 13

#5796489 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 5:03

Atleast mobile users know it's a girl now. I've never heard a guy say "I was chilling playing some CoD with my guy friends."

By Erindub | 0

#711568 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 13:02

Luckily?? Ok then you ought to be good to go then huh?!

By Creeper09 | 0

#711640 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 14:56

OWWWW!!!!

By LatinoHeat | 0

#711656 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 15:12

Why are you complaining? Clay Aiken would have went through the table, stood up and roundhoused your guy friend for not putting more shotglasses on the table.

BloodShard | 0

#711675 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 15:28

You really need to get over your Clay Aiken obsession. Commenting something about Clay Aiken on every single post does not make you funny.

SusanaSaysRawrxD | 0

#711689 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 15:43

He's just trollin'.
Also, wtf, #10, Clay Aiken does not roundhouse kick, that's Chuck Norris' thing. Pshh.

LatinoHeat | 0

#711976 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 19:54

I have seen the YouTube videos of Clay Aiken performing roundhouse kicks. It is truly an awesome sight...go search for them yourselves and see what I have seen with your own eyes.