Cheesecakee

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

14%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

45%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

100%
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

200%
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

118%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

48%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

171%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

108%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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