Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
GreenAppleDP 0
You do realize all women have one boob that is larger than the other, whether its a big difference or not. Like you said, it's the natural way the body grows.. So she doesn't need to have breast surgery, she needs a boyfriend who isn't going to act childish about it. OP was just busting his balls for being a douche.
Synistiel 14
He deserved it for being ignorant and immature.
Kevin151 0
I bet your perfect Hts a looser
mustangkid21 0
He prob just wanted to get it in. I would be more than happy to see your boobs... I have perfect nuts.....he's dumb for breaking up with you over that......
SkoomaKi 28
Over reaction much? The hypocrite got what he deserved.
kandi_kid69 15
I like boobs.
mvems 13
Me too!
allison70471 1
Generally, both male and female bodies have those abnormal traits. Girls will always one bigger breast and guys will have one big nut. It's just how we are made.
Ugi 27
Which means that they are not "abnormal" at all but actually completely "normal". Uneven or asymmetrical but not abnormal.
ljcarranza 16
tit for tat won't get you anywhere
iHateHippiesToo 6
Nice comeback! It's better to be single than dating an idiot.
alvarny 17
It's okay to go tit for tat, but you hit below the belt this time