Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
reten 0
Personally I think u deserved this. No one laughs at a man's balls and gets away without consequences.
THE_A_TEEN 28
The boyfriend shouldn't have made fun of OP in the first place.
soldiat_fml 17
So you're saying it's okay to laugh at a woman's breasts but not at a man's balls? Seriously? And for the record, she didn't laugh at his balls. She merely pointed out that he wasn't perfect either.
reten 0
She still shouldn't have said anything
shsbrownie 3
....are you kidding me? mens balls are supposed to be different. the same goes for pretty much all other body parts for both men and women.
jenny123321 0
Lol i'm sorry fur laughing
soldiat_fml 17
Well at least now you know he couldn't take a hit.
IacobucciB 0
He's a "dick". No pun intended.
StarWolf111 21
One ******** is lower than the other for a reason. It's so they don't hit each other when guys run.
Eureka17 7
I like your smart answer so much! I wud have probably busted in laughter on your witty answer rather then breaking up with you! That's so weird & immature of him!
reten 0
U look like a mothafuckin terrorist!!
Grace63 1
This just proves that people under 20 are not mature enough to have sex
monkiki62 5
Yep see **** and fake boobs make men forget that they are indeed their own boob and are diff from each other. Lol sucks op. But ur man was a douche anyways.
PSpiz 0
If you make fun of a man's genitals, you're going to have a bad time.
Fasterkill 6
Funny, when I laugh at my boyfriend's genitals, it usually leads to sex.