Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered, "Nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer called me a "smart ass" because I helped him scan his coupon correctly. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. So it begins… FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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Top comments
Renesaga 8
Ha, silly old people. They don't understand our professing lingo of hunger.
robc32ca 4
you are all morons for use "nom nom"
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Comments (105)
Renesaga 8
Ha, silly old people. They don't understand our professing lingo of hunger.
Selena_is_back 7
Stop that, it's annoying...
gooBUZZ 0
Yeah, agreed with #20, I thought my iPhone was broken because all it showed was a blank screen...
CitrusGirl 0
Tizzy you are a dickface.
tmmundy 17
20 & 28 totally agree!!!!
TXjuggalo972 6
do it again :D
CitizenSnipz 0
Did I just have a heart attack?
sillybilly98 0
tizzy... you're a ******. quit.
knockknock_fml 0
YDI nom nom!
syn7hetic 0
Why the hell wouldnt you tell them you said yum yum YDI for being a tard
sxyyycheerrr444 6
and cuz old people are partially deaf and hear things wrong
leondie 0
he is a moron if he does'nt understand the difference between nom nom and moron
btnhdude 0
youre a moron if you don't understand that he probably misheard him because he said "nom nom" under his breath!
DjeePee 25
OP is a moron for muttering words that not everbody does understand in a formal situation. "Nomnom" is something you say to (probably) young people you know. "Well sir, that looks tasteful", is something you say to an unknown client at your job. Besides, for those who doesn't know the omnomnom hype, it really sounds as moron.
TXjuggalo972 6
#24 that's what she said
Ellen_Farrah 0
it's doesn't not does'nt so ur a nom nom
Kirashai 9
NOTE: Probably not a good idea to correct someone's apostrophe placement if you use chatspeak...
perfect_jenny 0
Ellen = win.
robc32ca 4
you are all morons for use "nom nom"
OverweightNinja 0
so I take it you were born in either the late 90's - 00's since you have no idea who the cookie monster is.
Bagel09 11
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnommomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
CitizenSnipz 0
BAD BAGEL. BAD.
robc32ca 4
you just proved my point
Skroal_stomper 5
I agree 100 percent. Nom nom, come on can't we say oh wow that looks good or something respectable?
Diggy050 0
Well, I think you are moron for grammar bad.
shinshoku13 19
Skroal, why cant people say whatever the **** they want to without your stupid judgemental input?
kile88 2
serious why the hell wouldn't you include him in the conversation if you wanted to express your hunger? "Oh looks like you're gonna have a feast yum can I have one?" and joke with them like that. if someone muttered something to me I also would think it was bad, because why would someone mutter something good?
soldier4life_88 0
good point!!
OverweightNinja 0
He's American, they can't handle social situations as easily as we can.
Renesaga 8
OverweightNinja needs to stop being a stereotypical nom nom. Wait, I didn't mean nom nom. I meant moron.
OverweightNinja 0
Do you even know what stereotype means? if so then you are just confirming exactly what I'm saying in my post. now who's the moron.. nom nom I mean. ;)
Selena_is_back 7
13, you're not funny. :(
Renesaga 8
You classified all Americans as unable to handle a social situation like you (whatever your nationality is), and that's stereotyping us. Some Americans are socially handicapped, but I'm sure some citizens of your country are, too.
Selena_is_back 7
He's an Aussie.
OverweightNinja 0
yes, but you said I was being a stereotyping moron, key words being I WAS.. not stereotyping Americans in general.
Renesaga 8
Ah, well I like Australia. :D He's just not presenting a good impression.
Selena_is_back 7
I like Australia too.
OverweightNinja 0
well feel free to grace us with you beauty x
marmlr339 14
#34 why is Australia lol?
Fiend_fml 0
I want to drug a kangaroo so I can climb in it's slimy pouch, then when it wakes up I want to hop by the club and tell bitches to get on my roo bear so we can go back to my place. That's possible, right?
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
me is American. me no like you): *hides under rock w/Obama*
waswashere 0
haha you're a dumbfuck
SavySituation 0
Lmao
tiff22_fml 0
agreed
30STMluvva 0
Bahahah... this is hilarious!
citybiotch 0
30STMluvva.... I LOVE your pic! LOVE 30STM also!
Doortje 30
YDI for being a nom nom.
giosoto 0
HAHAHA!
Jimboom 12
Dumdum
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Dumdum want gumgum.
Jimboom 12
Nomnom gumgum Dumdum?
xxsakuraxx 29
I'm not dumb dumb! You dumb dumb!
DocBastard 40
You deserve to be fired for calling it "registering."
UpsidedownKayak 9
Oh, now i get it. Thanks Doc. She was using a noun as a verb. Excuse me, I have to go toileting in the bathroom.
Bigbird16 0
Haha i say NOM NOM NOM >=D all the time! XD