Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
jacob_hicks 0
Everyone is different in their own way, OP.
Crazberry 5
Like Ezio :)
False_Stupidity 42
Don't bother about him
Mauskau 36
My bf loves that my left boob is a D and my right one is a DD. The left one fits in his hand perfectly, the right one doesn't. Your now ex-bf is a douchebag, be glad you got out of it before it was too late.
MrFuzzles 5
If your boyfriend payed attention in Sex Ed. he'd know most guys have one ball lower than the other.
sexygirl25 3
Such children! No body part is perfectly symmetrical. As far as men's nuts go the left one always hangs lower than the right so that they can lay comfortably together. I like the difference in boob size, I can fantasize I'm with two different women depending on which one I'm holding.
Fml_FTW228 10
WRONG!!!!!!!! It is NOT always the left one. It's just the bigger one... which can be left or right.
Daddymo 14
If you're left-handed then left one hangs lower, if you're right handed then the right one hangs lower.
NissanDriftKing 4
And if your ambidextriss?
spazz666 18
Ambidextrous** >.> it's not always the left, or always the right, or the one that corresponds to which hand you write with. It's just how your body formed. Completely random. Also, I have never met anyone who's boobs were exactly the same. One is always bigger, or hangs a little lower or is shaped a little differently. Again, it's completely random and only based on how your body formed.
twisted_cherub 14
Approximately 75% of males have their left ******** descend first and therefore hang lower than the right. And Spazz is right: It has nothing to do with dominant hand or brain hemisphere.
KendratheUnicorn 0
Well thanks for sharing that.
mhopper 13
96, so you've never been with a woman with fake ****?
reddudeover 2
If your balls are even you have a problem... either way find a guy that will enjoy you and your boobs without being such a child about it.
CaptTeemo 10
If they were even, it would probably feel like getting a nut tap every step
Cappiej 18
Somebody is just slightly immature.
YVilla18 0
If he laughed during sex at your boobs, he's immature. FHL not yours.
perdix 31
I don't think that's the real reason. Ask your friends what they think of mismatched nuts, and when one of them says she likes 'em, then you found your real reason.