Weird reason, but OK

By hurt - 30/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Boise

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
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Glowworm56 26

As Shel Silverstein once stated in a poem: Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light.

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WeirdUS 29

Sorry to hear he’s an asshole I don’t know what he expected.

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David Horgan 8

because being attracted to a certain skin color is racist in 2017. oh ya, it is....

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SneezyBear 27

Couldn't it be possible that he's autistic or has some kind of anxiety disorder which makes him obsessive about keeping certain colours separate? Some people can only eat food after they've separated all the colours... I'd imagine it's at least plausible some of those people might find it difficult to deal with colour-contrasting sex...? Lol

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RichardPencil 30

That’s not the real reason he dumped you. You could have just had s

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RichardPencil 30

Sex in the dark, just like normal people.

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azouwa 26

Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes, if we're lucky, karma let's us watch. Grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch him learn he lost a good one.

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WeirdUS 29

Sorry to hear he’s an asshole I don’t know what he expected.

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Glowworm56 26

As Shel Silverstein once stated in a poem: Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light.

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RockPrincess26 16

"Different skin tones." "Contrasts." "Freaks him out." Only a retard wouldn't see racism.

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David Horgan 8

Because personal attraction to certain skin colors is racist

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SneezyBear 27

Huh, my first thought was some sort of OCD or autism or something where certain contrasts cause anxiety. (Like in The Imitation Game, where Benedict Cumberbatch's character is obsessive about separating the green (peas) from the orange (carrots) 'They musn't touch!')

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Lobby_Bee 17

So, just don't have sex with each other anymore. Problem solved.

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

The hell? Our contrasting skin tones were a lovely sight when I first slept with my boyfriend. It's such a beautiful thing. <3

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Mynxie 26

And so? Sure he was a bit rude but if someone is not attracted to you physical, that's ok. At least he was being honest with you.

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