Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
kei1108 13
I say congrats on getting rid of that idiot.
SliceOfCake 9
I was about to thumb up one of the above comments, but then I noticed that they each have 12 thumbs up. NO ONE TOUCH IT. I like cake.
charvisioku 22
He laughed at your body during sex? What a prick. You're well rid of that immature little freak.
1098765432 0
Is he like 10 years or what? Be glad it it ended!
xxxhellokristina 0
I think it's his life that sucks haha
Glidefedt 6
You do simply not say such things about a mans junk.
jazzmancarron 11
dont feel bad. if he knew anything about women, hed know that a lot of women have different sized breasts.
caitlinhenry54 0
straight up hypocrite !
caitlinhenry54 0
just learned so much from these comments ;;
muFilter 19
Are you sure you didn't just learn the same thing over and over again?
DarkSanster 7
Well actually isn't it normal for testicles to be slightly uneven?
Ugi 27
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