Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
alychick 5
What a ******* hypocrite!!!
nick94n 8
O o <-- that might be a slight problem...
bethanyjk 0
we have something in common. ;)
Legendoflaw 4
That's why I duct tape my nut sack up. Make them even. Jk. Almost EVERYONE'S special parts are different. Your ex deserves to be just an ex..wipe him out your mind.
Anubis_81 21
He is an asshole. Would like to see your uneven boobies.
mosquito19 14
your boobs are perfect. unless they look like a pair of dog ears. otherwise perfect
Ceejay1 13
That's funny !
Herculesninja27 5
That's dirt haha
iamyourgod 3
Saying a mans nuts aren't equal is a compliment. It means they are normal. One usually is lower so they don't collide as much. If you said they were equal it would be more of an insult. He's a moron.
hewro_failure 11
Wow you guys are both very insecure about your bodies ... For most women one boob is larger than the other and with men one ball hangs lower than the other, this is so a man doesn't crush his balls together if he were to close is legs ...