Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
dtemple1110 6
What a douche...
therudedude 2
Who the hell talks during sex anyways
THE_A_TEEN 28
^obvious **** watcher.
tmarty 17
When we got married, my wife's boobs increased in size because of all the additional stimulation i was giving them. Therefore if yours are different sizes, he was giving them unequal treatment. He was being discriminatory towards the smaller one. Let him know it's his fault, and then tell him you've found someone with a maturity level light years beyond his.
4204ever 0
Don't make fun of a mans junk. Dumb
kbrs10 0
What a dick
kbrs10 0
Number 32 telly just shut the **** up. She doesn't need breast surgery who cares if her boobs are different. I bet she's beautiful just the way she is and doesn't need your ass commenting about getting surgery. She doesn't need to fix her breasts if she doesn't want too. And he made fun of her first. So your just as much of a dick as he is. GTFO!
merrielp 13
I don't get it. Why would you say something like that to your GIRLFRIEND???? I don't blame her for her comeback. Hopefully she finds a MATURE man next time.
Litarius 8
Ha! The boyfriend can't even take it. His bruised ego probably emerged from his small manhood.
pandm101 0
All normal balls are slightly uneven.
jenth 2
What a douche..