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Your reply here made this FML sound so much cuter. Ha you don't seem to think "F my life" so much anymore :) Since there have been FMLs sortof similar to this one, do you think maybe he did it to be cute since he knows you read them? Like maybe he read one of those and thought you might recognize the similarity.

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if the ring was around his penis, he would have the poster child pencil dick, unless the chick has incredibly fat fingers

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... Munch munch munch chew chew chew. And SWALLOW!! That's probably what was also in the proposal...

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Now when he bitches out and his friends say you've got his nuts in your purse, you can go "Nope, I've got them on a string."

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Well, to be fair, posting it on FML sends the message that you didn't like it. So these sort of responses are expected. Note that it's written as a conditional, so it only applies "if it offends you." But congratulations on your engagement.

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#111 you took the words right out of my mouth.... Edit: this was for the comment above. Idk why it posted here sorry!

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