Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
what happened to no strings attached?
meggieh815 0
so.. what did you say??
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Comments (324)
landonlasater 3
Did he swing it and try and hypnotize you?
nellienicole 1
Points for originality...?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Thats cute, OP, Don't hate, appreciate.
gatorkiss 0
Whales your definitely the hottest girl on here. I like this pic but i liked the other pic better. Have a great day. From USA
LuckyTxMade 0
That's cute? ....Hmm u single? Lmao
leadman1989 16
**** ring clever. You must be so proud. FYL :p
Btreasure 8
Seriously it's the thought that counts the creativity and I'm a girl saying this
sydie5 12
Short and disappointing, just like his manhood?
good41thing198 7
If you marry that douchebag, you get what you deserve.
Enslaved 38
That sound she makes is the reason he proposed to begin with. (:
Mitch_Connor 11
To think girls complain about guys not being romantic nowadays. Ungrateful, much?
LunarMage 2
That's not romantic.
Mitch_Connor 11
That's awesome, but the fact that you don't see this situation as the others is rather unfortunate. He wanted to go all out for his proposal :)
Enslaved 38
Talk about a cockring. Now, it's your turn to get on your knees. Lol Gotta love romance!
alvinshen 10
That's sexy