Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
what happened to no strings attached?
meggieh815 0
so.. what did you say??
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Comments (324)
AnaBanana1918 7
Romantical!
brookig 10
At least he needed string and it didn't fit around his penis! Cuz then it would be F His AND Your Life!!!!
sarahjamber 2
I actually like this!;D
briissocoollike 8
Get over it that's about how romantic things are gonna get nowadays.
meggy2010 5
Ok, stop gripping. At least he proposed to you, and in person. That's what's wrong with girl now days, they can never just be happy. I'm a girl, and I'd LOVE for my boyfriend to propose. So I really don't wanna hear how 'badly' he proposed. It's the thought that counts, and at least he's creative. You don't wanna marry an ole bump on a log do you?
marcranger 29
If you want him to propose, maybe you should start "gripping" a little harder. Seriously, though, why are you (and so many other women) so obsessed with getting a ring to validate your relationship? If you're that hell-bent on marriage, propose yourself. Otherwise, STFU.
meggy2010 5
Maybe because he isn't ready to be married yet, have you ever thought of that? I'm not gripping about him not asking, I'm just saying she should be happy he even asked. He could be a doushe never ask her.
kareltje 17
You sound a bit desperate... It doesn't matter how he does it as long as he does it? Show a bit of self-respect, maybe? Creativity only goes so far.
thiscrazything 1
Was that griping or gripping???
perdix 31
"If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it." This guy's taking Beyoncé very literally.
captain2obvious 18
perdix, have I ever mentioned that I love your comments? They couldn't be any more perfect.
lovelife_1284 3
I really hope that you said no.......
shelbyyyy11 0
helicopter dick!
KnucklesDeep 5
What drugs was this dipshit on to think this was a good idea?
mileyfan17 8
Aww that's cute. It's different.