BEST BIRTHDAY EVERR!

She needs to be straightened out..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

awe, that's cute. i bet you're going to get her the best birthday present next year. ;)

Don't leave your bike out again or else you will be grounded mister!

Nice motorcycle. Dream is a zx6r!

Holy cow love ur disc wheel :) timetrial=

Sorry above comment was at 24

After she said that you should have responded with "well... Because we're family, you can pay for damages to my motorcycle later". Or just don't pay :)

"Mom, THE FUCK OUT!"

lol take wats left of your motorcycle and ghost ride into you moms car.. eye for an eye lol

Take her insurance information, since she's at fault.

Fuck she did you a favor get a real bike. 600s are for bearded clams. Liter bikes.

Dude got rid of my zx10r last year no need for two bikes plus you can't stunt very well on a 1000, way to torquey

She messed up the 636!!!??!? Aw hell na

How do people manage to have horrible parents that are still alive? They should be hated enough to be killed/shot by now.

How do you manage to ask a question like that?

op's mom's a bitch! she's a big fat bitch! she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! she's a stupid bitch! if there ever was a bitch! she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Ask your creepy neighbor Steve to give a witnesses account.

You mean crazy steve? Uhh im not sure he'll vouch for you.

He shouldn't have to pay at all

Bang! Duck Face.

Nice shot, 109!

Can I have you wish me happy birthday on my birthday cuz ur hot

Or how about this: Smash her windshield with a bat and say, "I'll pay for the damage to your car when you pay the damage to my baseball bat."

Wonder what she'll say then.

I'm pretty sure that was OP's point

Forget the fact that it was OP's birthday. SHE crashed into HIS motorcycle in HIS driveway, and she expects him to pay? Da fuck?

Brilliant comment there, "big dick" brain...