By Zx6r - 14/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML
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Zx6r 7

It only slid down my driveway messed up the paint and clutch cover. Happy birthday to me

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l

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LiveLaughFML 10

awe, that's cute. i bet you're going to get her the best birthday present next year. ;)

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SirObvious 1

Don't leave your bike out again or else you will be grounded mister!

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Zombies_Rule 0

Nice motorcycle. Dream is a zx6r!

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Sportsfan86 3

After she said that you should have responded with "well... Because we're family, you can pay for damages to my motorcycle later". Or just don't pay :)

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Jammy01jams 2

"Mom, THE **** OUT!"

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cameron194 9

lol take wats left of your motorcycle and ghost ride into you moms car.. eye for an eye lol

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Supascruggs 1

Take her insurance information, since she's at fault.

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stro88 6

**** she did you a favor get a real bike. 600s are for bearded clams. Liter bikes.

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Zx6r 7

Dude got rid of my zx10r last year no need for two bikes plus you can't stunt very well on a 1000, way to torquey

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some_shit 0

She messed up the 636!!!??!? Aw hell na

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Navith 13

How do people manage to have horrible parents that are still alive? They should be hated enough to be killed/shot by now.

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aligiorav 11

How do you manage to ask a question like that?

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sara_saturday 5

op's mom's a bitch! she's a big fat bitch! she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! she's a stupid bitch! if there ever was a bitch! she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l

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minisquid 9

Ask your creepy neighbor Steve to give a witnesses account.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You mean crazy steve? Uhh im not sure he'll vouch for you.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

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Glitterhinoceros 14

... Happy birthday c:

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some_shit 0

Can I have you wish me happy birthday on my birthday cuz ur hot

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SnowTrooper19 0

Has she thought about the damage to the motorcycle too, and your mom is a bitch. Break her windshield with a bat and say "assuming you got your taxes back, you can pay for damages to your windshield".

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airforce987 20

Or how about this: Smash her windshield with a bat and say, "I'll pay for the damage to your car when you pay the damage to my baseball bat."

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sydie5 12

Return the favor on her birthday, it's only the nice thing to do.

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Mitch_Connor 11

Since it's YOUR birthday, SHE can pay for the damages.

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6u174r_d00d 6

I'm pretty sure that was OP's point

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nerdfighteria 7

Forget the fact that it was OP's birthday. SHE crashed into HIS motorcycle in HIS driveway, and she expects him to pay? Da ****?

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FarSide 22

Brilliant comment there, "big dick" brain...

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kareltje 17

You can always ask for money for your birthday, instead of presents :D

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