Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
what happened to no strings attached?
meggieh815 0
so.. what did you say??
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Comments (324)
Buzzy123 7
He's "down" for you.
Nolank804 0
At least he's got a sense of humor..
liggity 1
It's only a selling point if it's huge.
kareltje 17
He wants you to marry his dick? Hmm, it's obvious where HIS brain is situated, isn't it? I guess you politely declined.... (.... by painting KISS MY and an arrow pointing down on your back)?
al09cool 3
Artisticly romantic!
scenebarbie123 0
Well he gets an A for creativity.
marcranger 29
Or an F for Fail.
KiddNYC1O 22
In other words, you fail 31. Good one, 76
Mourningstar 4
I hope you said no, for you sake. It'll only get worse and if he can't be even SLIGHTLY romantic........well as I said, it'll only get worse.
FckYoCOUCH 6
*******. Amazing. Marry this genius you ungrateful *****.
whatgoescomes 5
Uhhahahhaha wow **** u #71846287251627487 hahahhah omg I'm a limoZ! Hahhahaha ****
NurseHolly 3
They'd have to come up with a better story for the public lol. Not exactly what grandma & grandpa wanna hear.