Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Fun sized!

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

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Fun sized!

At least she still gave you some!

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!

It's not the car, but the person driving the car.

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I see what yal did there.

OPs lucky my girlfriend likes to eat gummy worms in bed to make fun of me.

OP forgot the "T" in their username.

13 I didn't see, please enlighten me.

"Look at the cute little dick."

Lolol -insert small penis joke here- Srsly FYL and FHL

I remember an FML abut somebody telling someone else about their name lol. It could stand for something else... :p

But Will It Blend?

Lil Jeffery strikes again?

it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to row to England in a row boat, especially if the ocean isn't rocking at all. Then again I wouldn't want to go to England on a ship that has propellers that go out every 5 minutes. if you have a 3 inch dick but you know how to use it and make it feel like it's 8 inches then I see no problem, same goes for a guy with an 8 inch dick, if you've got the tool but don't know how to use it, I don't want to deal with it.

Hahaha! I remember that FML

What would you know about penises; according to your bio you are a lesbian right?

118 - Your a lesbian and your saying that a small one can't do the job yet you have intercourse with women who don't even have a dick and are probably able to make you climax. Makes no sense. A 3 inch one has the potential to please a woman more than a 7 inch one does.

Maybe the OP is a midget?.. In which case a more normal sized 6 incher would look huge and out of place.. Cute is good, girls like cute, she's a keeper

"hey tic tac dick" "yeah what?... Come here ill freshen your breath"

121- a 3 inch is proven to be the only size you'll need to please a woman. The good thing is that it doesn't matter what kind, Visa, Mastercard, or American Express!

'twas funny till the whores invaded.

Yes but a hot one....therefore it is acceptable

You shoulda replied that maybe her vagina was just too big proportionally.

9-I totally agree with that

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Sex is like boogie boarding. It's more about how long it lasts than the size. Of course, there's a lower limit and an upper limit. If it's too small, nothing happens, and if it's too big, you get tossed around underwater and you get your pockets full of sand, and the next morning, you find out that a sand crab got washed into your pocket. And then you decide to go boogie boarding for the first time since last summer.

FYL indeed

Is this after you hung a ring from it and asked her to marry you?

Hahahahahahaha! Touché!

At least she was nice about it lol

Exactly. I'd take it as a bittersweet compliment.

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

Ikr? It's not an fml because she was being polite.

I know right? Op, she was just making a small, little, itsie bitsie joke. You should be grateful that she didn't say something like, "Your penis is so small that bacteria point at it and laugh".

Or she could have said: your dicks so small you have to rent out the Hubble to find it

Haha yeah at least it's cute on you and as long as you can work it! Its all goooood.

That's hot.turns me on. Lolll

..you get turned on by small things.

I was kidding.

Well, at least she likes it XD

It could be because you have a small body. I know a lot of girls that dont think it looks right to have a huge dick on a 5' guy.

Cute? Are you 7 years old?

One of the undercover 10 year-olds posted this anecdote...

-Clicks on penis enlargement add on porn site-

HOLY SHIT I got 48 likes :D I kinda like this commenting stuff.

You shouldn't get the idea that it would be easy for you to propose to her even if your penis is fun sized