By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 922
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Better follow the directions

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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Better follow the directions

Or at least learn how to demand what she wants in return.

Follow the arrow. At least it's pointing to his front and not his back.

Interesting.. Where can I get this body paint

exactly :) put one on your body too ;)

Follow the yellow, glowing road... Err... Arrow. Yeah, do that Dorthy!

Nex time you draw directions.

Screw that! My husband tried that before an that didn't last very long... Tell him everytime he "demands" a bj is another week without sex, clean clothes, an fresh hot dinner on the table when he comes home from work. I promise you he will stop "demanding" real quick!

aah at least he made an effort to make you smile?

34- NO SHIT

No duh Sherlock.

98 just set the woman's right movement back by fifty years... Good job, good job.

At least he didn't spraypaint a sandwich... Just sayin

"demanding" a blow job? who does that bitch think he is? u should draw an arrow pointing to your ass with "kiss my" written over it. then u walk away.. with the rest of the paint.

Hahaha. A sex goddess, indeed. And ladies, it's not that I'm stupid, I graduated with honors. It's not that I'm ugly, I'm beautiful. It's not that I need love, because I love myself. Oral is the most selfless of gestures, and being selfless is one of the greatest gifts you cab give someone. Who doesn't like getting gifts from the one they love, right? (;

Are you saying blowjobs are the ultimate, homemade gifts?

yeah and you'll lose a man quick as fuck doing that.

my fault, I mean to specify that my last post was directed at 98.

I don't understand what's wrong with this situation.......giggity.

Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow prick road....

Why are you having sex in the dark?

Lol and what happened then? ;)

Dr.Phil did say "you gotta change it up every now and then"

You gotta use your imagination a bit OP maybe now you can be called the cock monster or something and you can state the obvious you wanna be fucked likkee cock to 69er you are free to land 10-4 cock *plane sounds* vroooomm cock goes straight into your pussy

You gotta use your imagination a bit OP maybe now you can be called the cock monster or something and you can state the obvious you wanna be fucked likkee cock to 69er you are free to land 10-4 cock *plane sounds* vroooomm cock goes straight into your pussy

-2 Well first, the giants of New York urged her on, at first she was confused, but as the angels started to dance, she knew what to do. Long story short: She bit it off.

59-.........what the heck?

He's a horny 14 year old boy nuff said.

That's kind of awesome...

Agreed! If my boyfriend did something that creative and funny, it'd make me want to go down there more than if he'd done something like pushing my face in that general direction.

I agree too! OP should be thankful for her creative boyfriend. ;)

Im very creative ladies

Body paint :] my favorite thing! How cute of him lol

That's kinda retarded as shit. Just let it happen.

Well at least he got creative?

Tell him his airbender arrow is in the wrong spot.

Blowjobs are disgusting. Demand more considerate sex or dump him. You don't deserve that.

I can't tell you've never received head which is why you think giving it is so "disgusting". It's amazing how much an opinion can change after. I feel bad for your future spouse.

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

then dont expect someone to go down on you either.

This reply is so dumb

How about you guys back off.. sex means different things to different people. maybe she does see that kind of intercourse as decent, she's entitled to her opinion you don't need to resort to meaningless exagerations.

You will make some man very un-happy

Actually #16, blowjobs aren't even that good for everyone. My bf didn't like it as much as he liked other things. Of course, it felt good for him, but he never acted like everyone seems to about getting head. It's really over-exaggerated.

@57 see heres the thing, suggesting she should be free to her opinion and others arent is a really stupid thing to say. it kinda sounds like youre supportive of her point or youd notice the obvious flaw in your comment. let me guess, youre free to an opinion and i need to shutup, right?

Blowjobs are amazing. If you don't get nasty in the bedroom with your man, he'll find someone else who does...

88- you both do things to satisfy the other. Keep each other happy in and out of the bedroom. Sex may not be the most important thing. But your not going to be married to someone for years without a strong sexual relationship. So yes, keep each other satisfied or they will eventually find someone who will.

Giving head actually, if your with the right guy can make you feel closer to them. If the have good hygiene and all then what's the problem? And women you can think of a BJ as replacement for sex. Haha just ask Katt Williams!!

go be a prude somewhere else

Even if I'll probably get thumbed down, I have to agree with you.. I don't mind giving, but I don't enjoy receiving...

You know what we don't deserve? A sex-ed talk. So shut yo mouth.

Yes. It is. A strong sexual relationship is important, 88. I'm having a kid in two months & I won't be able to have sex with my boyfriend right after but I sure as hell will make up for it with blowies. He doesn't deserve to be left hanging just because I'm tired or sore. It's pretty much insulting them when you say blow jobs are disgusting. You're insinuating that their junk is disgusting. (using you as a generalization.)

off topicish but...they say 4-6 weeks before you have sex again. I just had a baby 6 weeks ago and i gotta warn you, be careful trying it early because it can start all your problems over again. I learned this the hard way. :-( also I hear that there are toys for guys so maybe you can give your jaw a rest....just saying

@133 the way youre talking makes it sound like she has to do it all the time...im sure the 100 or so hours rest between will be ample recovery time...

I don't do it often enough to need a rest since he lives 5 hours away and I see him 2 weeks out of the month usually. I know the limit of sex after birth & I'll be too busy taking care of my kid to care about sexy time. No offense, but I listen to my doc when she says no sex for 6 weeks or more because she's obviously telling me that for a reason. Sex isn't so important that I risk my health over it. :P

Leave her alone everyone thinks about sex differently and I for one can say I dont want to give or recive head.

How Did You Make It Through Secondry? And Your Gay Aren't You?

Your an ass and yeah their both entitled to their opinion just as you are. Because right their was your opinion in the comment you posted. And my opinion is for you to shut the hell up.

Agreed. But if this person doesn't want to give their partner a bj then they shouldn't have too.

#57 was defending you dumbass . And saying EVERYONE is free to their opinion

What color was the body paint?

Glow in the dark...

Glow in the dark...

glow in the dark - red?blue?green?yellow?purple?blue? glow in the dark is not a specific color duh!

glow in the dark is usually like a yellowy green color....

i cant believe someone put glow in the dark as a colour...thats taking ignorant to a whole new level.

Turns out it wasn't body paint. The boyfriend has radioactive poisoning and the last time he came on his stomach he left a glowing stain.

you gotta love a guy for trying ;)

Well if he demands a blowjob you better bend over and give him a bj

Eh. There Could be an arrow somewhere else...

his ass maybe? would you rather suck a dick or suck an ass? lol

#5, blowjobs are disgusting?? I feel sorry for your guy, and considerate sex is no fun

Yea sex is no time to b a gentleman