Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
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WCARlover 34

This is why I'm a dog person. A dog would at least pretend to feel bad

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Tripartita 44

My condolences. Here you were expecting a cat burglar, and fate went heavier on the "cat" than the "burglar".

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AbbotsfordVandal 14

That's sucks OP, hopefully you have a warranty on it or something? Nonetheless that's too bad, at least you were prepared for a robber though, just in case

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madinphernelia 13

What a catastrophe.

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Cipher_585 18

What a pussy, didn't even come into your room

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WCARlover 34

This is why I'm a dog person. A dog would at least pretend to feel bad

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Catdragon 40

Yeah well I once scolded my dog for pooping on the floor and I stepped in it, so she retaliated by ******** in my bed so that when I woke up I would roll right in it. I'm a cat person.

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Unbansawsage 16

Damn, what kind of dog was it? Most dogs will feel bad if you scold them.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Key word being "pretend" lol. They know how much harder it is to scold them when they're looking so sorry and adorable.

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cuz803 44

Your cat is a criminal caught in the act OP. Time for punishment. No peting for a week!

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tigeresscrazy 12

The cat may be a criminal but I don't think op will be able to not pat the cat for a week cats can be very demanding lol

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blaherman 12

Well at least the cat will be a good dinner

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Tripartita 44

My condolences. Here you were expecting a cat burglar, and fate went heavier on the "cat" than the "burglar".

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Tarlachia 33

Well, as the saying goes, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."

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confused_wandere 26

How the hell was a cat able to push a TV over?! That is one strong cat!

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LyricaSilvan 29

My thinking is that it was one of those real thin plasma ones. Those things can tip at the drop of a hat.

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DanielleinDC 33

My cat has come pretty close to knocking over my TV. Luckily she hasn't succeeded. As for you, OP, it sucks that your cat wrecked your TV, but at least it wasn't a burglar.

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