Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 877
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This is why I'm a dog person. A dog would at least pretend to feel bad

My condolences. Here you were expecting a cat burglar, and fate went heavier on the "cat" than the "burglar".

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That's sucks OP, hopefully you have a warranty on it or something? Nonetheless that's too bad, at least you were prepared for a robber though, just in case

What a catastrophe.

What a pussy, didn't even come into your room

This is why I'm a dog person. A dog would at least pretend to feel bad

Yeah well I once scolded my dog for pooping on the floor and I stepped in it, so she retaliated by shitting in my bed so that when I woke up I would roll right in it. I'm a cat person.

Damn, what kind of dog was it? Most dogs will feel bad if you scold them.

Key word being "pretend" lol. They know how much harder it is to scold them when they're looking so sorry and adorable.

Your cat is a criminal caught in the act OP. Time for punishment. No peting for a week!

The cat may be a criminal but I don't think op will be able to not pat the cat for a week cats can be very demanding lol

I'd use the knife then buy a dog.

I'm kidding; I'm not a savage, gosh.

Joke in bad taste killing cats

Well at least the cat will be a good dinner

My condolences. Here you were expecting a cat burglar, and fate went heavier on the "cat" than the "burglar".

Well, as the saying goes, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."

How the hell was a cat able to push a TV over?! That is one strong cat!

My thinking is that it was one of those real thin plasma ones. Those things can tip at the drop of a hat.

Or at the push of a cat

My cat has come pretty close to knocking over my TV. Luckily she hasn't succeeded. As for you, OP, it sucks that your cat wrecked your TV, but at least it wasn't a burglar.

Touché, 28. Well played.