Love: Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:06

Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.

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Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:06

Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.

enonymous 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:01

Dying your toe hair isn't so bad... Maybe when they flap in the wind it will be less noticeable

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:48

This BF is a bitch in my opinion. Never ask a girl to look like your ex. It's asking for a bitchsmackin'.

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:31

26, it's asking for a dumping. The guy obviously can't get over his ex; that's just a bad sign OP.

pandacruisn30 3

Monday 10 October 2011 6:48

I totally agree. I would not change yourself to look like an ex at all cost. He must still love her. I know I might be doing wrong by talking about my ex but I am not forcing my current boyfriend to look like the ex only give me some action like the ex did.

Bigpoppa0507 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:09

Well at least we know who wears the pants

abbyelizabeth 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:02

Exactly. Also, "beloved ex"? Are you really that stupid that you haven't broken up with this idiot?

evilscorpi 29

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:09

hes not over her....sadly your a rebound at the moment

amandajlucas2015 2

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:18

Get a new bf who likes u for u n doesn't try to make u someone else

zellybo15 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:10

you should shave his eyebrows off like I saw on a different FML

Victoire_W 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:56

I saw that one too!

music87 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:52

LoL!!

TheTeenager 0

Monday 10 October 2011 7:32

Lol me three

castrosabeast 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:10

Tell him to get over it!

cupcakeluver1212 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 14:44

Love your Blackhawks jersey!!

Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:13

Very original and obviously true.

KennKenn 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:34

What if her ex had a smaller size?

gabestar 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:41

Nice one hahaha

castrosabeast 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:51

18-way to be a boner kill.

Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:01

18 her bf wont know that :p

lol_ironic_life 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:59

Awesome come back! :) He needs to let OP be herself!

4ugu4 7

Monday 10 October 2011 6:20

Ohhh nice one -6

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 10 October 2011 7:54

"My ex was 6 feet tall."

Daralea 21

Tuesday 11 October 2011 17:53

"My ex only had one ********."

yumsugarr 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

Obviously he's not over her. Dating someone who likes someone else isn't really going to work out.

caitlyndeon18 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:09

And in a way you'd just be using the person you're currently dating to get over your ex. That also isn't fair to the person you're using.

SirEBC 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:12

I hope he was the OP of the story above this one.

orph_the_d 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:13

YDI for staying with a guy who obviously has no interest in you.

blargheria 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:15

Dump the ahole

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