"My girlfriend decided to get a new haircut." It was OP's girlfriend's decision, not his. It sounds like she just doesn't want to accept that it was her fault, and shifted the blame onto OP

Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.

You cant blame everything on your period!

Well you could Turn her into something shes not - a doggy. Get the hint? ;-)

But isn't there two people "cured" the old guy and the little kid?

14- not EVERY small child and elderly person is bald...

I meant the herpes not the hair.. He is comparing the two.

Doc, are you talking from personal experience? Maybe Noor...

Lets go with hair is like genital warts no matter how many times you cut is off it always grows back ;)

If you suffer from severe burns, your hair might not grow back.

AtomicMushroom - Yes, I'm speaking from experience. My hair has always grown back.

Doc. One word. Epic.

He's Australian. More like Miley, Liam? (O_O)

Not completely. Some girls look like ducks.

Your name is asleepingbear but you have an alien picture? Witchcraft?

This should be a big red flag for OP. Who wants to even hang out with someone that cant face reality, much less get married to one and spend the rest of your life with that??

I totally agree

Sometime a new, different haircut can be a real shock to a girl, especially if they've never cut it more than an inch or two before and it's a drastic change. Just tell her how good it looks and give it some time to settle in and she'll probably end up liking it and apologizing hopefully! ...If not, than you're just dating a self centered bitch I guess. FYL OP!

I'd offer to help her wig shop or get extensions too. Then tell her to dye part of the extensions any color she ever wanted but never got & it won't damage her real hair. If she's still a bitch after all this then leave her alone. Don't even bother with her self centered self.