Love: Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me....

By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

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Get out of that relationship.

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