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Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
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Top comments
Andrea Remer 8
Hmm. Which probably means yall look similar in general. sounds like he has a pretty specific type. but listen, if you love your hair then keep it that way! Don't change stuff on your body for anyone else
Hangryko 32
Tell him you're not his ex and he needs to get over it.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Well, now he can cheat on you with his ex without actually involving her.
Andrea Remer 8
Hmm. Which probably means yall look similar in general. sounds like he has a pretty specific type. but listen, if you love your hair then keep it that way! Don't change stuff on your body for anyone else
kfchicken 31
i mean it's a hairstyle it's not that big of deal. some people want to impress their so with sexy clothes or nice hair, nothing wrong with that either.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
she said if OP likes it, dont change it for him. she's right. chill.
Hangryko 32
Tell him you're not his ex and he needs to get over it.
millsjoshua949 12
How rude.
diraven 15
Was his ex hot?