Didn't know you that Australian women are the 5th leading cause of death? Only behind cancer, guns, Justin Bieber CDs and Chuck Norris jokes?

They breed us girls tough in Australia

They breed you gals with the blood of kangaroos and other deadly woodland critters.

Aussie women are bred from a long line of convicts. Of course they're tough, prison does that to you. OP, just tear her anus with butt sex then jizz on it. Strawberries and cream. Problem solved!!

Those koalas, man. They look cuddly, but they aren't. They're like, vicious spartan warriors or something. Man. Koalas. Fuck.

22. You were breeded with blood of firing clitoris's. They have more balls then you do.

I once went to Australia, most of the gals were fit as hell and some of the men were huge, tanned and their fists look like they could squash your brains with 1 knuckled punch. Just saying. Gotta love those kangaroos

31, You were breeded and became justin beiber's offspring; he's the mom and you're the daughter.

Well Australia was populated by criminals at one point... You'd think the people living there would be beasts...

Bred

It's ok 31/gangsta beiber. I know you probably don't have a father figure and your mother probably hates you. I can tell from the haircut that she really doesn't give a damn. Of course, I'm joking, because you are like 12, but really, run along and play and stop commenting. You're digging yourself a nice hole.

you should have let her keep her hair the color it was without dyeing it

Or he could stop dating a pro female boxer.

At least you know you don't have to deal with that whole defending-your-girlfriend-from-horny-thugs-in-dark-alleys thing :)

well if it was the other way around, you'd probably be in some deep shit with the law.

Maybe he didn't want to hurt her 'Violence against women, Australia says no'

That would make More sense

Australia says no to everything it would suck without m rated games

85- are you a level 12 wizard?

Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out

^lol