Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
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Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
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Senior29 8
tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.
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Comments (106)
CHOMP3R 0
Well… time to find a new guy?:)
MissMacy3 0
Dump him.
CHOMP3R 0
Sounds like the guy has some issues… Maybe he's still in love with his ex?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Really. Thanks for telling me that, because I would've never guessed.
portablecupid 3
He wants to make you look like his ex? How creepy and manipulative. He sounds like the kind of upstanding, obsessive man that would keep the corpse of his beloved in his basement, a la "Norman Bates".
wholio 0
dump him
kateheartswaffle 0
You deserve it. Leave him!
hatersgunnahat 0
Tell him to dye his hair the way your beloved mom does?
Just_Peed 0
This isn't funny -___________-
Kyzahhh 7
Should dye a **** n balls into his hair
staypon 0
Dye his food/drink with his ex's hair color.
Senior29 8
18 her bf wont know that :p