Love: Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:06

Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.

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CHOMP3R 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:16

Well… time to find a new guy?:)

MissMacy3 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:18

Dump him.

CHOMP3R 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:20

Sounds like the guy has some issues… Maybe he's still in love with his ex?

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Monday 10 October 2011 5:35

Really. Thanks for telling me that, because I would've never guessed.

portablecupid 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:21

He wants to make you look like his ex? How creepy and manipulative. He sounds like the kind of upstanding, obsessive man that would keep the corpse of his beloved in his basement, a la "Norman Bates".

wholio 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:23

dump him

kateheartswaffle 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:26

You deserve it. Leave him!

hatersgunnahat 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:38

Tell him to dye his hair the way your beloved mom does?

Just_Peed 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:24

This isn't funny -___________-

Kyzahhh 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:52

Should dye a **** n balls into his hair

staypon 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:00

Dye his food/drink with his ex's hair color.

Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:19

18 her bf wont know that :p

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