Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating...

By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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jojimugo 20

Friday 16 August 2019 4:29

Is he gay?

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 16 August 2019 5:33

Yeah sweetheart that’s not the reason, it can’t be

Comments

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Friday 16 August 2019 4:11

He’s right

jojimugo 20

Friday 16 August 2019 4:29

Is he gay?

ViviMage 38

Friday 16 August 2019 5:12

"I think it's time we split up." I have split ends myself. I have tried for years and can't seem to fix them. I just cut them off when they itch at my neck.

alycion 38

Friday 16 August 2019 8:18

Get thyroid and b levels checked. I hate giving advice on a joke site, but honestly, those two things being off can cause massive issues. First sign is usually weight, hair, and nail changes.

ViviMage 38

Sunday 18 August 2019 6:24

Oh trust me, I've had my thyroid levels checked twice a year at least for 16 years. I need it to manage my synthroid replacement hormone therapy post thyroid cancer.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 August 2019 5:15

Has he let you know that they bother him? How did he even start dating you? Were you hiding your hair under a hat went you first met?

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 16 August 2019 5:33

Yeah sweetheart that’s not the reason, it can’t be

Reggie89 2

Friday 16 August 2019 20:57

no sweetheart that's not the reason, I've dated a woman that lost all of her hair

Sinshine 28

Friday 16 August 2019 7:57

He probably just needed a reason to break up and couldn't think of something proper. Sorry to hear, OP, but you'll find something better than that.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 16 August 2019 19:54

"Sorry sweetie, but those split ends make me want to weep. Your roots are showing, dyeing your hair a dark auburn was a tragedy waiting to happen, and, honestly, your skincare routine makes me want to barf the light fantastic. I'm breaking up with you, and you might want to consider botox, or even a full face lift, before you start dating again. No man will date a 22 year old with crow's feet, honey. Byesies!" If he sounded even remotely similar to that, he found the weakest, easiest excuse he could, and bolted like the coward he is. Good riddance.