Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
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Senior29 8
tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.
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Comments (106)
julia_lynn 21
That is not a normal request, OP. GTFO of that relationship. If his ex is that beloved, then he needs to get back with her, not torture you.
ikickgingers 15
For some reason the way I see this fml play out is off base with everyone's comments In my head it looks something like; Op - "I'm thinking of dying my hair" Bf - "cool" Op - "should I dye it red" Bf -"whatever *plays WoW*" Op - "you want me to be like her" -commence drama-
lmaoatall 6
You said beloved ex, making it sound to me she passed away. Holy shit op, I think you're dating Norman bates! Ruuunnnn!
alival 12
Dump his sorry ass
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a guy whose over his ex next time
hurtandabused 7
That's so horrible. Tell him to find her n enjoy her hair color becuz u want a man that isn't dwelling on the past
music87 14
I'm afraid it sounds like you are his rebound....
MarioDragon 14
I've always disliked it when people dye their hair every week
chels1994 11
...good luck with this one
jewclops 6
hm, thats no bueno, get rid of him.