Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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Top comments
SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
babeababe 16
Drunken proposals don't count. At least in my book.
mustabee 5
and you are Mrs ........ Who?, get a clue babenoman .... Babeababy, babeawhatever
peacejunior 12
#81 Here, let me help you clean yourself
sanecatlady 13
You could say his love for you gave him a warm bubbly feeling inside, but it quickly passed.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
You know it's true love when he just doesn't give a shit about his appearance and asks anyway. Oh wait...
sammieiD 2
What did you say
Lydiaanninos 5
I do that with my straightener all the time. ow
beautifulbeats26 6
Wrong FML..
marcranger 28
True, 90, but I still spent a good few minutes trying to figure out which part of *this* FML 84's straightener was filling in for. O_O
Ins0mau 20
No 90. She meant she often proposes on the toilet while she's straightening her hair.
mulumequitem 6
He's got style, marry him.
pedinhuh 23
"Crapper" LOL, I gonna use that word from now on everytime I need to go to the toilet. Soo, op...Did you say yes??
underthesea12 24
Very romantic!
bjdog98 9
If he was drunk just say no, he won't remember
beautifulbeats26 6
Well, I've always heard a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. I think it'd be kinda cute..in a weird way and you'd have a funny inside joke. :)