Ouch, hope you're okay

She's fine. Only suffered some burns here and there.

One of my friends just burnt her chin with her curling wand. It was pretty funny looking, the giant red spot it made.

Can we just be grateful men don't have those problems?

OP is taking the term fire crotch to a new level.

Drop it like its hot

Happened to me in fifth grade but with a pencil.

Snooooooooooooop

That's not the hair one usually curls...

"Hi, Billy Mayes here for the Cooch Curler!…"

"I found you in my bed,
How did you wind up there?
You are a mystery,
Little black curly hair"

For some reason I read that in Salad Fingers's voice

who enjoys a hairy cooch

Salad Fingers! It's been 3 yrs, sniff.

"Are you tired of your private area being bland? Are you tired of the exasperated sigh you imagine your lover giving as he goes down on you - if you had a lover? If so, this product is right for you! Get this fantastic product for only $19.95! But wait, there's more! Call now and you'll receive a limited edition pubic hair comb! Now you can give your beaver a look that is unique to you!"
-Mustbe18yearsoroldertoorder.Severecoochburnsarepossiblewiththeuseofthisproduct.-

28- Yeah, It's usually curly unless she's Asian.

Your nickname seems to contradict the FML.

I think OP meant after she got burned she can't close her legs

I thought that too #8.

Wait, what hair are you trying to curl?

hahahahahahaah, thats tyt

I've instinctively tried to catch a glass of wine before, it didn't go so well.

If you can catch a glass of wine with your thighs, let me give you my number

Prepare to make a huge investment in bio-oil!

This is why you shouldn't try to trap rods between your legs. It always leads to trouble.

You need ice, a lot of ice.

Ice ice baby?

(Sorry, some days I'm so vanilla) :P

ripped off of Under Pressure by Queen ft David Bowie.

Everyone already knows that. And apparently I'm not "allowed" to like this song for A, B and C reasons. (Clones!)
I'm not ashamed to admit that my guilty pleasure song list is about a mile long. :P

You're not supposed to put ice on a burn, you'll get frostbite. -.-

I get the feeling that you use your phone on the toilet a lot...

Damn you snapchat!

Ouch sorry OP. I recommend applying aloe vera frequently, and of course not using ice.

coconut oil.