By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 832
You deserved it 6 160

Same thing different taste


She's fine. Only suffered some burns here and there.

One of my friends just burnt her chin with her curling wand. It was pretty funny looking, the giant red spot it made.

Zimmington 21

Can we just be grateful men don't have those problems?

OP is taking the term fire crotch to a new level.

Happened to me in fifth grade but with a pencil.

That's not the hair one usually curls...

"Hi, Billy Mayes here for the Cooch Curler!…"

"I found you in my bed, How did you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair"

For some reason I read that in Salad Fingers's voice

\ 28

Salad Fingers! It's been 3 yrs, sniff.

repKyle95 24

"Are you tired of your private area being bland? Are you tired of the exasperated sigh you imagine your lover giving as he goes down on you - if you had a lover? If so, this product is right for you! Get this fantastic product for only $19.95! But wait, there's more! Call now and you'll receive a limited edition pubic hair comb! Now you can give your beaver a look that is unique to you!" -Mustbe18yearsoroldertoorder.Severecoochburnsarepossiblewiththeuseofthisproduct.-

Zimmington 21

28- Yeah, It's usually curly unless she's Asian.

I think OP meant after she got burned she can't close her legs

I've instinctively tried to catch a glass of wine before, it didn't go so well.

RedPillSucks 31

If you can catch a glass of wine with your thighs, let me give you my number

Prepare to make a huge investment in bio-oil!

MeowZebraMeow 7

This is why you shouldn't try to trap rods between your legs. It always leads to trouble.

kathryn14 19

Ice ice baby? (Sorry, some days I'm so vanilla) :P

ripped off of Under Pressure by Queen ft David Bowie.

Everyone already knows that. And apparently I'm not "allowed" to like this song for A, B and C reasons. (Clones!) I'm not ashamed to admit that my guilty pleasure song list is about a mile long. :P

You're not supposed to put ice on a burn, you'll get frostbite. -.-

soccer_bball 8

I get the feeling that you use your phone on the toilet a lot...

Jazmine453 8

Ouch sorry OP. I recommend applying aloe vera frequently, and of course not using ice.