By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States
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Ouch, hope you're okay
She's fine. Only suffered some burns here and there.
One of my friends just burnt her chin with her curling wand. It was pretty funny looking, the giant red spot it made.
OP is taking the term fire crotch to a new level.
Drop it like its hot
Happened to me in fifth grade but with a pencil.
Snooooooooooooop
That's not the hair one usually curls...
"Hi, Billy Mayes here for the Cooch Curler!…"
"I found you in my bed, How did you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair"
For some reason I read that in Salad Fingers's voice
who enjoys a hairy cooch
"Are you tired of your private area being bland? Are you tired of the exasperated sigh you imagine your lover giving as he goes down on you - if you had a lover? If so, this product is right for you! Get this fantastic product for only $19.95! But wait, there's more! Call now and you'll receive a limited edition pubic hair comb! Now you can give your beaver a look that is unique to you!" -Mustbe18yearsoroldertoorder.Severecoochburnsarepossiblewiththeuseofthisproduct.-
Your nickname seems to contradict the FML.
I think OP meant after she got burned she can't close her legs
I thought that too #8.
Wait, what hair are you trying to curl?
hahahahahahaah, thats tyt
I've instinctively tried to catch a glass of wine before, it didn't go so well.
Prepare to make a huge investment in bio-oil!
Ice ice baby? (Sorry, some days I'm so vanilla) :P
ripped off of Under Pressure by Queen ft David Bowie.
Everyone already knows that. And apparently I'm not "allowed" to like this song for A, B and C reasons. (Clones!) I'm not ashamed to admit that my guilty pleasure song list is about a mile long. :P
You're not supposed to put ice on a burn, you'll get frostbite. -.-
Damn you snapchat!
coconut oil.
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That's not the hair one usually curls...
Ouch, hope you're okay