Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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Top comments
SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
honeymoonroyale 20
Well at least you know how he truly feels lol
buckdharma 37
Honeymoon in the kitchen?
harmtouch16 11
Doesn't matter. Got engaged.
zafan123 6
Awwwwwwwwwh
crazytwinsmom 25
Some people record that special moment of proposal. Did he?
acrasia 5
Did you say yes OP?
worldclassrager 39
Did you say yes?
washed_up13 2
Romantic devil!
Neorotoxin 2
Well, that is a terrible way to propose, but if you think about it, there is a bright side. Being drunk, he is uninhibited, and being honest. He probably really does want to marry you. Or he was too drunk to know who he was talking to and then it is anybody's guess.
PonyTails13 3
what did you say?