Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
Vaimvaelk 11
Shitty proposal.
Rainhawk94 27
Get your things and leave
Jazmine453 8
I thought it was cute... I would at least have gotten a good laugh out of the situation.
cakefete2 30
At very least, this is certainly a very original way to propose.
EmmaMK 35
There is a time and a place for everything. Maybe you should ask him to take more time planning important things, and maybe close the door when using the loo.
evan_7899 28
Oh shut up, its not a pitty site and I can safely assume OP didn't post this to get pitied, its FML, f**k my life
xSkittle 16
What's so bad about this? That's funny!
xSkittle 16
He was drunk.. come on
JMichael 25
Did you say yes, and see if he remembered the next day?
perdix 29
Congratulations! I suggest that you get the ring sterilized. And maybe your fiancé. The gene pool will thank you.
Enslaved 36
"What does a guy need to do to get a blumpkin around here?" :P
anythingmustbe 18
Brace yourselves. "A better love story than twilight" comments are coming.
perdix 29
#20, not mention the barrage of "shitty situation" and "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" bombs. I'm boarding up my windows as we speak.
Darthbane2007 17
I guess you can call this a Shitty Situation...I hope she means ex-boyfriend..
Sandsh8rk 36
Way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone there.
marcranger 28
What a shitty situation! I hope you mean "ex-boyfriend," even though it's still a better love story than Twilight! Do I get a prize?
perdix 29
#24, no. I'm huddling in a dark closet eating beef jerky and listening to a battery-operated radio waiting for the "all clear."
evan_7899 28
*ksssh* Folks we are gonna have to wait for the retard commentors to leave, its gonna be a few weeks for all the "shitty situation" comments to be fully burried. Just hold out men. *ksssh*
Dunmerdude 13
Sounds like a shitty way to get proposed to.
Rainhawk94 27
Take your shit and leave
klovemachine 24
Good job, 22 :-D
Ksweety_fml 27
Well, at least he purpose to you.
bessiemay01 5
Purpose and propose have two entirely different meanings. Go get Webster next time. :)
djPanda 8
Now you can say you have done EVERYTHING