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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:32

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

killerclowns 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34

Romantic, or something

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Juultje 8

Friday 8 November 2013 13:31

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

Xeivan 15

Friday 15 November 2013 8:39

are there wrdding bells in your future?

Bri_Bo27 0

Monday 25 November 2013 9:24

That was a crappy thing to do

Hunterdagreat 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:23

Did u say yes?

deadshep 2

Friday 18 July 2014 9:45

well people are more honest when drunk so he probably means it

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:09

Doesn't matter, had a wedding

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 3:19

What did you say?

Cilg1244 17

Monday 14 September 2015 10:20

Drunk words are sober thoughts

fayachu 14

Sunday 3 January 2016 3:52

If that was me I'd tell him to ask me again tomorrow. Even if he spoke his mind truthfully when he's drunk my boyfriend doesn't remember what he says. Even if I said yes he wouldn't remember.

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