By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Awkward, I'm curious to know how you handled this situation OP

gjikvtj 18

Way to get in the first comments bud

Don't worry OP people are really stupid when they're drunk

This just in: Intake of alcoholic beverages may cause loss of inhibition. That's it John, we'll make the front pages with this one.

So you've never seen someone do something stupid when they were drunk? I don't really understand what's so hard to believe about what I said

#17 yeah thanks I tend to post really ground breaking comments I'm just glad someone finally noticed how much thought I have to put into them

Triumvirate is sarcastically implying that what you said is incredibly obvious, like saying that people are really wet when they're in water.

friedpwnadge 25

Once, when I was drunk, I laughed so hard that I fell backwards and took a recliner with my friend in it down with me.

Woah correct me if I'm wrong, but a dude in a girl's bathroom?

It must have been at a house party.

Keep in mind that the guy was drunk.

Maybe OP was in the men's bathroom?

Id say the guy was more pissed. Tomorrow morning. During his hangover. All alone.

norisorroz 28

Run while you still can, even if your pants are down.

RedPillSucks 31

Hey. Thats how I met my first, second, and third wife.

markcallanan_ 20