By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Which one of you was more pissed?

Indianboy9321 25

She?

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scott1093 13

At least she cares...

Indianboy9321 25

She?

olpally 32

Bacon?

#36 you killed it.

Demig0d6 14

Penis?

Where's the that's awesome button?

#36 killed the bacon? Awesome. Now, if you would be so kind and share???

kristabelli 19

Wrong FML.

No my friend, you did.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Awkward, I'm curious to know how you handled this situation OP

gjikvtj 18

Way to get in the first comments bud

Don't worry OP people are really stupid when they're drunk

This just in: Intake of alcoholic beverages may cause loss of inhibition. That's it John, we'll make the front pages with this one.

So you've never seen someone do something stupid when they were drunk? I don't really understand what's so hard to believe about what I said

#17 yeah thanks I tend to post really ground breaking comments I'm just glad someone finally noticed how much thought I have to put into them

Triumvirate is sarcastically implying that what you said is incredibly obvious, like saying that people are really wet when they're in water.

friedpwnadge 25

Once, when I was drunk, I laughed so hard that I fell backwards and took a recliner with my friend in it down with me.

Well, there's no time like the present

Woah correct me if I'm wrong, but a dude in a girl's bathroom?

It must have been at a house party.

Keep in mind that the guy was drunk.

Maybe OP was in the men's bathroom?

Which one of you was more pissed?

ah, humorous wordplay

Id say the guy was more pissed. Tomorrow morning. During his hangover. All alone.

j would have been pissed.

norisorroz 28

Run while you still can, even if your pants are down.

Demig0d6 14

Running is not the only option

she could also waddle?

RedPillSucks 31

Hey. Thats how I met my first, second, and third wife.

markcallanan_ 20

Lock the door in future OP.