That's...something.

Wincest?

Bacon?? ^^^ *dribbles*

I wish the best of lucky to you and your inbred cannibalistic children :')

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts... Get as far away as you can

Theres a saying.."a girl will marry a guy like her father"...brings a whole new meaning..ew

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
Floor!! :D

This just made my day.

Omg. This morning i was just thinking about how if a dad falls in love wth his daughter....fuuuuuuuuck. Fuuuuck. Youre fuuuuuuuuucked if he rememebers.

Drunk actions are sober thoughts

that's AWKWARD

You might wanna ask
Your dad about that when he's sober! XD

being drunk is the best time to propose.

Op, shoulda said yes.

Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?

Better question what kind of priest will marry them?

He'll have to moonwalk.

68 = win

Her real fiancé/husband can walk her down the aisle.

I wonder if anyone would even go to the wedding... O.e

LOL this comment cracked me up! Maybe her mom can walk her down?

Maybe this should be OP's response. Dad might sober up while he ponders the answer.

The mom would be pissed her ex husband is marrying her daughter

So, did you say yes?

Incest is best

Give your cousin a test

it's great like a good ol' fashioned sausage fest.

And she doesn't need to leave the nest.

Because she's already on the quest

...to find potatoes.

WOW way to stop the rhyme thing that they were doing. Shame on you

LMFAOOOOOOOO, Funniest comment of the day #84

This made my day ! Lol

Before you say no, check with your mom.

She might want you to be a good wingman and take him off her hands while she finds a guy who can hold his liquor.

Perdix is back!!!(:

Perdix was gone?

Perdix was always here... in our hearts.

Why is perdix so popular?

Because I'm persistent.

What I lack in humor and wit, I make up for with sheer volume!

I will be honest I have never heard of that. That's funny and wrong at the same time.

I was thinking the same thing

Don't brake his heart! :p

Break....

don't steer him in the wrong direction.

oh shit^^^

Drunk idiot

Its like a fairy tale come true.

Yeah the princess whose father tried to marry her and she had to leave the country

I hear wedding bells. No seriously I do.

You should get that checked

#46, your image never fails to amuse me.

46- .......Your pic kinda looks like Hugh Jackman, having an orgasm.
Strange.