Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
kms494 4
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts. At least you know he wants to be with you forever!
GodSight 2
You know what they say... "Drunken words comes from a sober heart" it just doesn't specify which places this take effect.
ninety 25
At least he proposed... There are much worse things drunk guys talk about... And being drunk is one of the times when some people have the balls to say stuff they normally wouldn't, so perhaps he will have a much better way to propose to you in the probably near future when he is actually sober and works up the courage.
lovepink2013 2
now you know his true feelings , he wants to marry you.
pawelthink 14
been there, done that.
funtimes25 7
Sounds like your already married to me!!
rebel501 4
Was he always such the romantic type?
RaginBitch 6
LOL This was rather funny actually!! So did he actually have a ring there in his hand when he did it?? He may have just been so excited that in his drunken state, he couldn't hide it! Drunk person's words are the sober person's thoughts!! Hope you said yes, if he's comfortable enough to take a shit in front of you, obviously you guys are close enough to take the next step! Congrats OP, as much as that's not the ideal "romantic" proposal, he loves you and wants to be with you through everything! <3
BriannaMGK 15
At least you know he wants to marry you? Drunk minds speak sober hearts!
IndridWarm 23
Is his name Henry Fool?