Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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Top comments
SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
FrenchGirl01 11
I didn't understand
lisaroxmysoxx 16
At least you know what you're getting yourself into!!
dmoneycash 13
But did you say yes?
xSkittle 16
He was drunk, don't take it as a serious proposal.
perdix 29
No, OP, don't listen to #45! Wipe his butt, hike up his drawers, haul his ass down to City Hall and make this bitch official before he sobers up.
nixonman96 5
and who says romance is dead...
klovemachine 24
cue the lady gaga music
EvilLittleMan 23
That stinks.
logankyng 15
Y'all must have a comfortable relationship
rlb123 6
How romantic! Just like a Nicolas Sparks book.
marcranger 28
Well, I do consider Nicholas Sparks to be a shitty writer-- STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME!
TheSofaKing 7
You could end up in a shitty marriage.
RedPillSucks 31
He was reenacting "the thinker" with his proposal. He's obviously the artsy type
ThatSynicalGuy 10
Or should you say the "arsy," type. :D