Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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yellowdub 4
that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
illmatic2 16
Everybody farts. I did it once.
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Comments (144)
yellowdub 4
that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
berrenduh 0
good story to tell the kids
skroal 7
This FML be jokin'. Women don't fart.
mfmylifesrsly 30
oh I though he farted. LOL that sucks OP, but congrats!
iTaylor 0
wow how lady-like.
White_Fury 0
Once in a lifetime chance! And you BLEW it :p
2kool4skoolyo 0
fluffy bunnies are yummy! In the place of no darkness we shall meet!
black_knight402 0
10 is right. Most likely op is a guy.
hnz 13
pooooooooooooottt is the new yes!
SinShady 0
Oh noes, my dual blade just died :)
xBangOut 4
Consider yourself lucky you didn't shit yourself.
KarinaLizeth18 5
hahaha!! priceless
sueannpalma 7
skroal yes women do Fart haha most of them don't do it in front of guys
joeinthedark 18
Something tells me that Skroal was joking. Why is it so hard for people to discern the jokes from the serious comments around here?
jay4who7 0
way to set the mood lol
jmar411 12
uh, check your facts everybody farts it's not I'd your a guy or girl it's something humans do.
KiddNYC1O 22
I agree with 1. you got what you wanted
starile 20
Lol, 50 "check your facts" haha I wonder if this is something they frequently say in day-to-day life. Check your facts, everyone. Check your facts.
bigbadtim 7
Life is a gas. LOL
the_flaming_ice_ 0
um isnt this from Larry the cable guy: health inspector? faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
the_flaming_ice_ 0
um isnt this from Larry the cable guy: health inspector? faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO atleast you're getting married =p that's a way of saying you I feel comfortable with you already
NuyoRicanGirl 3
* of you saying
alphabravo76 0
that's gold!!!
Niki53811 0
lovely
TheOptimist 0
You should have burped out the yes.
RachelTheLoser 0
agreed with 1. like really? fyl? don't think so..
ZleveL 0
40 :o ASSASSIN!!!!!!
klumzy0123456789 6
teehee. lol XD if he is ur soon to b hubby he prolly wot care. just he will never let u live it down!
itsybitsyspider 0
ehh, it could of gone worse. he could of asked you, you saying "OHEMGEE YESSS!!" him going "APRIL FOOLS!!" and finally you going, "that was like 5 months agooz.. sad face. :("
jizwiz 3
Almost as good as when you shit on him tonight during anal sex :(@)
drrumbe02 3
hello
gmanundead 0
first. life goal completed
nerdsgetmehot 23
#2 I think you'd better re-think your life goal.
gmanundead 0
why is this?
sexy_chick_123 0
You are not first. If it is your life goal and you did not complete it then you have something to live for still.
KiddNYC1O 22
lmfao proud for a second. no, #2? sucks lol
seanders 10
That's alright I don't see why guys would wanna brag about coming first anyway
joeinthedark 18
I think you're now talking about something very different.
starile 20
60 so clever with the jokes
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
you should post this as a fml #2... Today, i was really happy, i realized my ultimate dream, i completed my life goal : write the first comment of a fml...so i thought!!!!! actually, i was second... SECOND!!!! my life is now incomplete and life doesn't worth to be lived anymore... FML.
IPityTheFool 0
#101, Good lord that was basically incomprehensible and now I'm convinced woman can't drive or write :P
DialecticChaos 0
lololol everyone does it, it's ok.
steierr 7
does that mean yes! on planet fart lmao!!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
That'll be a fun story to tell the kids!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#97 What?
rottentomatoes 7
2, you are 2d.. keep working on your dream. and that really stinks man.. i cant even imagine how bad that must be :S
starile 20
Hahaha, 8, it really does STINK, doesn't it? bwahaha I'm so clever and witty, it's not a dorky joke at all. I am so cool ::puts on sunglasses and leans way back:: B-) heh
illmatic2 16
Everybody farts. I did it once.
debbiess 0
Yeah... you're right... I have done it myself... once or twice...
xDenim 0
FYL? Yo if I was the dude I'd be totally embarrassed, you silly female think of how he must've felt. FHL for marrying a self-centered chick like you.
xDenim 0
lol WHOOPS I MISS READ..
starile 20
Why, hello, Miss Read.
Elision 0
Haha, it could've been worse. :)
jailbot 7
How does one fart out of surprise? I'm...confused?
shhhitsasecret 0
that's what I was wondering. lol.
allisadawn91 8
She was holding it in beforehand during dinner. Duh.
ryansims 0
That had to have been hilarious lol did you say yes