Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
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SmuggletheBudgie 15
What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.
killerclowns 8
Romantic, or something
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Comments (140)
Omniprism 14
People's true feelings come out when they're drunk. He loves you, wants to marry you and feels comfortable enough to say it when he's vulnerable. Though I'd wait for a sweet proposal too. Good luck.
trolled11 8
thats a crappy way to propose
swedeNix 13
What Did u say?
tenderteddy82 4
That's love, baby!
baconboy_42 8
Truth be told, he's at his best at his worst. If you can love someone in that state, it's true love. Say yes and enjoy a lifetime of true romance.
LarryMyster 7
Awwww.... So sweet and romantic!
mustabee 5
Simple situations sometimes require complex solutions, so, instead of taking a classy crap like he did, you take a huge dump, call him and say 'yes my love, il marry you' nicholas sparks happy ending - Yes?
Britterz 12
o__o ew
FlawlessSin 5
hey, drunk people tell the truth 85% more of the time than if they were sober, he probably loves you. Just saying. (granted, he probably won't REMEMBER the proposal, but he may do it again in the coming months.)
jman26 11
Congratulations!