By roseland - 07/07/2013 20:07 - United States - Hilton

Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.


AboveAll04 14

of course not...that would make her a ***** ! so she doesn't charge ;)

fieldhockeygal97 19

Unless she also has milkshakes that being boys to the yard.

Yes, but you have to remember to plan your visit in accordance with blackout dates. Certain other restrictions may apply. They are not responsible for any injuries, drownings, or STD's that you may acquire. Fuck responsibly

fieldhockeygal97 19


Soniye 14

So is it buy a day get the whole year free type of deal? ;)

Do I get half price admission with a can of coke?

“Damn right, they’re better than yours.” Lmao

Out of curiosity, how did his friends find out about the nickname?

sammyjanette 17

I'm going to make an outrageous guess, and say that the boyfriend told them...

The better question for OP is how they got the nickname

KiddoKS 19

30, Maybe she's a squirter.

tatsumahyuu 5

*facedesk** -_-

@2 Have you never had a girlfriend? It's normal for guys AND girls to talk about their sex life with their close friends. Also OP, at least he didn't show them a video of y'all and his friends mimicked the sounds you made..

@30 I'll give you a hint, when a female is aroused her ****** produces secretions resulting in a wet's not rocket science.

FUCK I mistook OP's ******'s name as "ride n slide", not Roseland. Here comes the thumbs down....

sparky1970 2

Some people need a lesson in the biology of the opposite sex. To elaborate, some women excrete a little more but that doesn't mean he should be sharing it with his friends.

If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.

He shouldn't have told them something so private. What do you expect.

finalfantasyftw 10

I think a punch from you would hurt.

What's the name of the water park?

AboveAll04 14

hmmm wild guess...Roseland ?

eminoodlerocks 7

I bet its Wet n' wild

Yep. seeing as OP's name is "roseland", her location is New York and a quick google search showed me that there is a Roseland Waterpark located in New York, I think roseland is a pretty safe assumption to make.

joshua1615 8

At least its not the same water park near me, Blue Bayou.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

There's a camel beach by me. And a little below that is Hershey Park. Haha.

Name his penis an equally embarrassing name and tell your friends... Maybe he'll stop out of embarrassment

lets go with the lazy river!

olpally 32

Welcome to "smallville" haha. No? Okay.

"its a small world" ?

TweetAnne 13

Your boyfriend is a douche bag. His friends shouldn't know what your ******'s nickname is. Next time he wants sex charge him, or say sorry this ride is closed for the season. That ought to shut his ass up.

If she charges, then she's a hooker. I really don't think she wants her boyfriend to spread that around too. Although, "closed for the season" sounds like a great reply. >:D

Until it backfires on OP and he visits another park that is open.

In that case, OP should dump him, because that would make him a cheating asshole.

Nolimit2217 32

You're boyfriend has a sense of humor, you should be glad.

It's fine in private, but he really shouldn't be spreading that shit around.

MissWhitneyB 17

Tell them way more than they can afford. Some people -_-

Yea, but she already lets her loser BF ride for free... I think he needs to start paying the same rate...

KiddoKS 19

Or you can tell them there's a minimum height requirement for the rides and your sure they're too "short".

KiddoKS 19

*you're Sorry for the brain fart

I always use that line I've been approached several different ways on several different occasions (guys are pigs ) I always say I cost more then ull make in a life time don't u just wish u could afford it ;) Lmao

New York... raging rivers or enchanted forest water safari?

AboveAll04 14

when you're on your period it will b renamed to the Red Sea !