Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
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Top comments
TAHK 11
If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.
liftedyoda 5
Well do you charge?
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Comments (115)
Yolandababy2 14
Oh no! Your boyfriend should get the same embarrassment. Call his thing pinky and let everyone else ask him embarrassing questions.
cthoma007 2
My question is, why you'd date someone that stupid?!?! The nickname, whatever. To tell his friends... Exboyfriend!
fastfish 3
The beautiful irony is that this comment got 69 likes
usernameunkn0wn 18
****** jokes are not funny, period.
dunebro 15
What kind of waterpark would close during the summer?
bethluvsyou 15
Wet n' wild? That's the waterpark in our area and it makes sense...
Ciaramichelee96 2
That's okay my boyfriend and I were having sex while two of our friends were in the room and in the middle he stopped looked and me and said "supersoaker" and after his friend asked how wet it was and I covered his mouth so he couldn't say anything and he made a watergun out of his hands and noises to go along with it. now my bestfriend calls me supersoaker
KatieeAdamss 17
"my boyfriend and I were having sex while two of our friends were in the room" Whatever floats your boat.
kaoticroy 10
I want a season pass woohoo!
Artures_way1 23
Sorry not open to public.
shemademedoit 20
that's just sad...... so sad......