Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
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konny37
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first.
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ilovebradiew
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nicee.
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konny37
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YDI fir picking that carrier. they suck.
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Enoch134
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your not first for long and y do u have to????
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lilbyrd43
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Why would they ask you? don't you do it yourself?
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Bookhaki
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Why does OP even have a phone then?
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NOTaFmL
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FYL for having no other friends. but don't u do it yourself??? correct me if i'm wrong.
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trizzieb
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Those 900 numbers you've been calling don't count?
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cartermc17
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fake fml because you do it yourself
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Malinkrot
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YDI for only having internet friends
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Rawwrness
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I've seen this one before. this is fake
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hpotterluvr
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agreed
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Zoombus
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I can't stand it when people ydi for retarded reasons. and no, it doesn't.
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purple3883
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what does YDI mean may i ask?
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Hanban
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Yellow Dancing Iguana.
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Hendrixguy
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Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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Rimaa_fml
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It stands for you dumb idiot. Lol jk.
You deserve it!! (YDI)
You deserve it!! (YDI)
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jenlynn86
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lol
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xJaypex
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this is stupid, it's from the office
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deathcab7
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haha thats sad,
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CharlotteRx
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Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog.
: )
: )
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BigLostBear
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that's just sad, lol those aren't really your pick 5 right?
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CharlotteRx
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No, it's actually the Chinese place's number.
hahahahaha! naa, I don't like using my cellphone for long conversations, I rather speak in person : )
hahahahaha! naa, I don't like using my cellphone for long conversations, I rather speak in person : )
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BigLostBear
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I agree with that but I'm sadly a textaholic :(
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Bugatti_Veyron
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ydi for failing at life. your parents should have stomped on your head more when you were a baby.
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iSitt
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can you text your orders to the Chinese takeout ?
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charcoalest
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@40 I think that you are seriously the biggest jerk i've ever had the displeasure to encounter.
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eeeeeeee
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#40 made me laugh.
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majones
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I agree with 78. Are you a five year old 68?
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Hanban
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Crap. They moderated #40. What was the message?
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martic835
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Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.
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goodstuffboro
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uhm did u rele say friends are overated....idk what I wuld do without mi friends....prolly die so I hope u get sum good ones soon cuz dey make de hole world better
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YourGoinDown14
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apparently we know what you didn't do with ur friends...you failed to learn how to type and spell! that was so uncomfortable to read lol.
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MF12
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snickerdoodles, where are you???!
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XR6Falcon
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sucks to be you.
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hobrahtakeiteasy
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make friends?
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omfgItzme
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lol agreed with number10
you should consider the idea of making some freinds:)
you should consider the idea of making some freinds:)
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babybubz
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maybe you should've thought that one through first..
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maskedman
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save some money and choose a plan made for loners.
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z3r0nline
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haha good one ;)
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maskedman
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thanks. I used to work for a long distance carrier so I know they regular plans, family plans, and lonely tv dinner eaters plans. the tv dinner plans are the cheapest.
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ylfrettubsxc666
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Dude. Get some friends
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Enoch134
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I love ur
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boatkicker
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The 5 people you talk to on the phone the most, deserve to be the in the 5, regardless of who they are.
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Jen_J_the_J
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just give 4 other random numbers and make friends with who evers on the other end ^.^
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BigLostBear
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I love this idea... I'm going to try thiis at those points in my life where I loose my friends.
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zZPedobearZz
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good idea
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bustyboi
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make sure one of the numbers is 867-5309!
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kayladance101
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haha #70 i love that song... and OP that really stinks. dont you have any brothers or sisters??
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icadragoon
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Hey!! That's my number! (my name is Jennie)
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Fminetoo
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There used to be something intresting, like a recording on the other end if you dialed it with my local area code. I did it for shits and giggles once. Dont know if its still up or not.
: )