About Theonlykittykat
Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P). Likes: Food/Wines/Cooking Music Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks) Movies (horrors especially) Cursing Playing piano/singing Learning The smell of wet pavement Honeysuckles The sound of paws on hard wood floor Being an asshole Doing girly things in private Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...) The word "ethereal" Dislikes: Wearing makeup (just me) Bouts of insomnia Stupidity Duck faces Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.) Text language (emoticons are the exception :D) "OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool" Cool. You actually read through. Congrats :D You have an attention span higher than a 10-year-old's!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • One more and it's business time

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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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