About Theonlykittykat

Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P). Likes: Food/Wines/Cooking Music Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks) Movies (horrors especially) Cursing Playing piano/singing Learning The smell of wet pavement Honeysuckles The sound of paws on hard wood floor Being an asshole Doing girly things in private Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...) The word "ethereal" Dislikes: Wearing makeup (just me) Bouts of insomnia Stupidity Duck faces Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.) Text language (emoticons are the exception :D) "OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool" Cool. You actually read through. Congrats :D You have an attention span higher than a 10-year-old's!

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