TheOnlyKittyKat

About Theonlykittykat

Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P). Likes: Food/Wines/Cooking Music Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks) Movies (horrors especially) Cursing Playing piano/singing Learning The smell of wet pavement Honeysuckles The sound of paws on hard wood floor Being an asshole Doing girly things in private Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...) The word "ethereal" Dislikes: Wearing makeup (just me) Bouts of insomnia Stupidity Duck faces Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.) Text language (emoticons are the exception :D) "OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool" Cool. You actually read through. Congrats :D You have an attention span higher than a 10-year-old's!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I like your style
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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50 favorites
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Judgmental
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Theonlykittykat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zero_minded12 - / Thursday 21 May 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / Wednesday 27 November 2013 07:08 / United States

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 02:39 / United States - Bakersfield

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By why god / Monday 25 November 2013 06:16 / United States - Huntington Park

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:18 / France - Saint-renan

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TheOnlyKittyKat

Beginner

Night owl

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Checking you out

Mobility

Socialite

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I like your style

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

Profile completed

One more and it's business time

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

50 favorites

Judgmental

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master