By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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bozodaone 0

I wonder if ducks have an opposite - FML like website (F your life?) in their little duck land and they have a post about how some filthy stinking humans were trying to take over their fountain so they beat their ass

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cookies_for_you 0

Couldn't he have given you a lift home?

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Repttar 0

YDI for not making him a sandwhich.

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tofuzoo52 0

how bout she shows him her **** instead of making him a sandwwhich?

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ydiftw 0

I'm on a boat mother ****** dont you ever forget :)

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JackRocksSoSuckI 0

aawww love

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DGross 8

I have to question why he thought it would be fun to paddle next to a fountain unless he wanted to get you wet, pardon the unintentional pun.. Still, I'm sure he didn't know the water would be so nasty... either way FYL

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Peter_File 0

omg. fountains can't think. stupid

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BrownSugar_fml 5

my sentiments exactly 

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reyemrein 0

...beleive me when I say, I ****** a mermaid.....

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FYLDeep 25

That fountain is a BAMF.

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danielle8D 0

#18-where does it say that she forgot to make a sandwich for her boyfriend?

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iceman05 0

#67 who gave you permission to leave the kitchen?? Get back in there and make me a sammich!!

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toto365 0

eww ducks poop can be poisonous u know

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my_favorite_nyx 0

Let me get this straight...a fountain's whole purpose--its whole existence--is to shoot water directly in the air so that it may shower down in an aesthetically pleasing way. And you thought if you went by it, you would some how be spared from the laws of physics? Thank you for the good laugh, I really needed that. Your stupidity really brightened up my day. XD

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imjaysaysno 0

it's not the end of the world, lightn up.

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asianwolf 2

YES IT IS!!!!! STFU jkjk there are showers for a reason

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MadaZer0 8

Well at least you were on a boat! Besides most of the girls I know are usually wet~

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taycandy96 2

do u know that pedobear is right behind u

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ButterflyBaby 0

that makes no sense

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

*Cough* Are you insulting filthy duck water, OP?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

*Cough* No. Just have a little pride for my home :] (In case you don't get my joke, look at my username)

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wilderraw 0

tarynkd shut up who cares if someones emo

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ButterflyBaby 0

tarynkd stfu u prob r some little prep trying 2 be cool *rolls eyes*

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

YAY!!!!!!MCR!!!!!I am a proud member of the MCRmy ;) Random My chemical romance-related convos FTW! I'm listening to To The End right now :D

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lickmyjock 0

Look Perdix, if I known you liked Paddle-Boat rides so much I would of taken you on one. I'm so sorry I guess I was just oblivious. Please take me back?

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perdix 29

I love paddleboat rides! Getting sprayed with "filthy duck water" is a small price to pay NOT to have to ride home with you.

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bozodaone 0

I wonder if ducks have an opposite - FML like website (F your life?) in their little duck land and they have a post about how some filthy stinking humans were trying to take over their fountain so they beat their ass

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gandhikip 0

and then they made that filthy infidel ride back home alone on a bus....

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Well did your boyfriend do that on purpose? That sucks, I bet it smelled too lol. I might be a little mad at my boyfriend if he paddled me into duck water

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cookie_monster2 0

oooh I'm thirteen too :p jk but OP: that sucks

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